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    Mighty fine debut Shazzer!

    Maybe next week they'll give you more to work with.
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    Echo my sentiments along with everyone else!

    Favorite part of the recap (and the show ):

    Check out the camera shots and how they focus in on the yabbos of all the women. We get underwater shots of yabbos, overhead shots of yabbos...so many yabbo shots that I'm startin' to feel a bit uncomfy. Kristina and her yabbos make a toast to "having fun".

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    An excellent debut from an emerging talent! The Shazzinator is my recapping "nugget o' joy".

    I actually watched the show, and what's more I liked it! *dodges out of the way of flying tomato*

    No really, I think that it was as tasteful and non-exploitative as FOX could be with a dating show for midgets. The groom was charming and cute, and I was glad to see some "non-normative" folk get a shot at love and the limelight. Like others, I think the addition of the taller women was superfluous, and I also wish they hadn't shortchanged (wokka wokka) the little folk by only giving them two measly episodes, and one bathroom for five women (I mean just cuz they're little doesn't mean they don't need private bathrooms too).

    Anyhoo, great job Shazzer! I'm looking forward to your recap next week!
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    Great recap Shazzerific!
    I might even watch the second episode of this show.

    Excellent work.

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    Shazz, I saw your username in another forum proudly glowing blue, had to spittake my orange spice tea and smack myself on the head. I forgot to watch this show!

    Didn't matter one bit. Since most dating shows have no sense of humor, I'm guessing all the moments are entirely yours. Great job!!!!



    P.S. This abrasive lying hag with a tiny little Grinch heart is spoken for, thankyouverymuch.
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    Awesome first recap, Shazz.

    Who knew Fox could hold back on the suckage? Well…I mean….for 53 whole minutes anyway before they took it down a notch, and that’s sayin’ something. It must have been killing them.

    What Glen’s lookin’ for: A lady to love up, Philly style, i.e. with cheese, peppers, and onions, someone he can hang with, someone with a good heart, someone who’s honest, someone who’s beautiful, yada yada. Basically, different than all the people dying to meet abrasive lying hags with tiny little Grinch hearts.

    Just so everyone knows. This is completely and utterly different than any other elimination ceremony that has ever aired on reality TV. I mean, in this ceremony they give out bouquets and not roses. Wow.


    I'm looking forward to next week's show which promises to be FOX-ier. :rolleyes

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shazzer
    What Glen’s lookin’ for: A lady to love up, Philly style, i.e. with cheese, peppers, and onions, someone he can hang with, someone with a good heart, someone who’s honest, someone who’s beautiful, yada yada. Basically, different than all the people dying to meet abrasive lying hags with tiny little Grinch hearts. But there ya go. So far, Glen seems pretty decent.
    Next we see the average sized women coming out in bikinis to some heavy-duty porn soundtracks. Of course it's slow motion. Glen says he's loving every minute of it. Of course he is. Check out the camera shots and how they focus in on the yabbos of all the women. We get underwater shots of yabbos, overhead shots of yabbos...so many yabbo shots that I'm startin' to feel a bit uncomfy. Kristina and her yabbos make a toast to "having fun".
    My favourite quotes. Inordinately funny.

    Great recap, Shazz! Didn't catch this episode but I am going to catch the next one. Going to be fun, I think!

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    Okay...you all officially get ten points each for commenting and supporting my recap (despite the "meh" show)! Score!! *does the cement mixer dance*

    Thank you, you wonderful FORT gods and goddesses. You people rule!! (why isn't there a smilie doin' the touchdown signal?)
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    Ok Shazz, what the hell is the "cement mixer dance"?

    ...and would you care to show me

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    Is it anything like the cabbage patch?

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