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    Best lines of LCS4

    I'm not sure if someone's started a thread for this yet,but what have been your favourite lines so far?
    Mine are..
    1) The NY comic who said thet he wants a woman with a raspy voice ,cause he figures she's done yelling.
    2) The blond comic who said he has a mother and her baby in his trunk in case he gets a flat.
    3) The woman who said she was so cold that she strained a nipple.

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    My first post, yeah! Got sucked into the show last night and now I wanna play. My favorites quotes so far:

    1.Nikki Glaser - I found my dad's porn stash, naked pictures of...me
    2.Kaitlin Columbo - my dad wishes your dad was gay too
    3. Josh Blue - my next make-a-wish is you ma'am

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    Quote Originally Posted by smallfries View Post
    My first post, yeah! Got sucked into the show last night and now I wanna play. My favorites quotes so far:

    1.Nikki Glaser - I found my dad's porn stash, naked pictures of...me
    2.Kaitlin Columbo - my dad wishes your dad was gay too
    3. Josh Blue - my next make-a-wish is you ma'am
    Welcome, smallfries!

    I just started watching it on Bravo right now, but I'm still giggling at the girl who said "My foot's been asleep all day, so could you guys keep it down." It's stuff like that that cracks me up.
    "They want you to do a TV show?"
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    I liked the guy saying that growing up he had an invisible playmate that was an alcoholic and he called him Dad.

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    How about that curly-haired guy who said that women don't want to have sex with Willy Wonka

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    The black lady who said she didn't have jokes, she had problems. She was the one who said she was celebate. She sells a bit and then she gives the rest away!

    I thought that was hysterical!

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    Quote Originally Posted by realornot View Post
    I just started watching it on Bravo right now, but I'm still giggling at the girl who said "My foot's been asleep all day, so could you guys keep it down." It's stuff like that that cracks me up.
    That was FUNNY. But I really liked the fake German guy with the Beer Stein and Hitler mustache when he was asked if he was going to dance and he says "Please I have some dignity" dressed in that outfit with that fake accent!! Makes me crack up just thinking about that.

    I only saw him during the promos too. I never some him during the actual show, I must have been switching channels and maybe he came on at the beginning right after a commercial break.

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    Did I see the guy who was talking about women having control over gas prices - if they slept with guys who rode buses, everyone would ride the bus and gas prices would go down - on this show or somewhere else? Anyway, I found that funny enough to go tell my husband.
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    The 19yo who said "All my friends say they wish their Dad was Gay." "I think to myself, So does my Dad"

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    I am looking forward to hearing more from the guy who keeps a mother and child in his trunk in case of a flat. I liked his dead pan style. Refreshing in this group of screamers.

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