The skinny blonde woman who said her lover told her she looked like Mr. Burns from The Simpsons when she got out of the shower - then she struck a Mr. Burns pose. Not a joke you could appropriate, but funny nonetheless.
The guy who said he and his wife have 3 beautiful children... well, they have 4 children, just 3 who are beautiful...
Gawd, that had me laughing so hard, my ribs hurt!
Josh's entire set last night had me lmao!
there were quiet some funny one-liners last night
I liked Roz’ line about being late to work and her supervisor questions her as to why and she said something like “B**ch, it makes the day go faster”. I don’t remember the exact quote but it made me laugh out loud. Probably because I’d like to come to work late whenever I felt like it and fo shizzle I’d like to call my supervisor a “B” to her face. Only from time to time of course..
Line of the night for me was Joey Gay's “Why don’t we have any Palestinian baseball pitchers? They've been throwing rocks for 300 years!”s
Tig Notaro's "No moleste" act was great!! Go to the nbc site to watch all of it. She definately should have made it into the house IMO
Thanks for the heads up, I just listened. Excellent. She was my favorite immediately upon hearing the shortened version on the show. The only reason I can think of, that she did not make the cut, is her low key personality wouldn't offer enough drama in the house. Too bad.
Originally Posted by princessKIM
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shoes? who needs shoes??
that one left a bad taste in my mouth ... seriously. it's bordering on some sick stuff that i, personally, don't think should be made a joke.
Originally Posted by smallfries
i loved josh ... his joke about being accused of being drunk got me laughing hard.
Originally Posted by hebtheeagle
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