Recap 7/20: Angry Drones and Drowning Gnomes

[mom2]

I've been waiting for someone to wake up with a Gnome Head beside them in the bed. How funny would that be! Tammy should be the one to wake up next to it!!!!

[Lucy]

Shaazzz! I missed this week's episode, but now I am completely filled in, and more entertained than I would have been by the show itself. You consistently bring the funny.

have you ever heard of a baggy speedo?

Gah! No! Why didn't some one warn me not to read this right before bed?! Shazz, I blame my imminent nightmares of baggy speedos on you.

he…picks up the yard gnome........and tosses him into the pool!! *muffled cry* Oh why? What has that gnome ever done to you, John, but stand there and make your days merry? We close in on a shot of the beaten gnome, bobbing face down in the water, sadly and cutely, it’s little gnome arm outstretched, as if to say, “save me.” No one does. Bastards.

Viva la gnome!

I want them to be “other” worlds, and THEN you have a show. I.e. John and his long distance lover from Zorcon.

Skin-dependence Day room (yes...I changed it again.)

You're getting way too good at making these up, Shazz. Way. Too. Good.

[oneTVslave]

I believe you can always tell which is the air-chilled chicken by which is the one with the hard nipples.

[spegs]

She has never been a big Gary fan, so I assume she's sizing him up, gaging how arduous it will be to hoist a 6 foot 7 man into the trunk of a Camaro. I have news…...it’s prettttty tricky.

I literally yell out, “Oh my GOD!” because I am just that lame and interactive with my television viewing.

Ahh… pillows: the impenetrable shield.


We close in on a shot of the beaten gnome, bobbing face down in the water, sadly and cutely, it’s little gnome arm outstretched, as if to say, “save me.” No one does. Bastards.

Okay, not really, but if I don’t remember, who will? WHO WILL?

Apparently 31 is the TV viewing year. I flash back to memories of myself purchasing yet another VCR on my 31st birthday, and hang my head, ashamed.

Yay Fabulous recap Shazz. No more than I expected,of course! You're a funny, funny lady! Long live the gnome!

[chrldr1818]

Up next to me is one of the most horrifying scenes of this show EVER. I don’t know if you’ll all be able to stomach it. My heart breaks, it ruptures in two, it gets smashed, as we see John cry out, “ha ha freakin’ funny, we’re all back in the house." The next thing he does...is just....too painful to mention. He........he…picks up the yard gnome........and tosses him into the pool!! *muffled cry* Oh why? What has that gnome ever done to you, John, but stand there and make your days merry? We close in on a shot of the beaten gnome, bobbing face down in the water, sadly and cutely, it’s little gnome arm outstretched, as if to say, “save me.” No one does. Bastards.

I thought of you when he did this. I knew your heart would be broken.

So did I...

Great recap Shazzer I'm really impressed that you were able to write such a great recap in your time of mourning. I'm just glad there are no more episodes in the house, I don't know if I'd be able to look at the castle again, knowing that the gnome was murdered there. I guess now he's standing on the lawn of the big porn castle in the sky...

[zapata]

If John Hefron never told Ant that then how did he know so quick he was talking about him? I guess he could deduce that Gary or Corey did not make the promise, but it seemed kinda quick to me. also, if Ant did not think John was going to vote for him, then that means he voted on Gary and he himself assured it would be a tie or Gary would vote for him- if he thought John would not vote for him, it seems more his style to chicken out.

[dfleming2]

Ant could have talked to John in the house about it before he left...

[Wolf]

But anyhow, Jay comes back to let them know…*dun..dun..dun….* (<----cue music that isn’t there)….they’re on a reality show, and hence, there are many ‘o surprises on the yellow brick road ahead. And as none of them are Dorothy’s, they can’t click their heals and be gone. They must brace their braids and endure.

I literally yell out, “Oh my GOD!” because I am just that lame and interactive with my television viewing.

A happy puppy who is potty trained, but also looks as if he’s ready to lift leg in excitement.

Oh why? What has that gnome ever done to you, John, but stand there and make your days merry? We close in on a shot of the beaten gnome, bobbing face down in the water, sadly and cutely, it’s little gnome arm outstretched, as if to say, “save me.” No one does. Bastards.

So the extra sexy points unfortunately pushed her over the edge. Curse that little focus group man and his lack of female companionship.

Somewhere, in the distance, I hear Sean Connery, “there can be only one.”

the powerful home viewers, will select another "chosen one” with our God-like powers.

Great recap, Shazz. You had me laughing from start to finish.

[chrisdevine]

Speaking of ant... HE SUCKS! IAM funnier than ANT he's brutal!!

[getreal]

Speaking of ant... HE SUCKS!

Okay, but what do you think of his act?