I've come to realize that these comics are all using the same open lines to start there act. I wonder if we could predict what the open lines of each comedian is before the final head 2 head.
I'll start off with the easiest one of the bunch:
"My name is Tammy Pescatellli. That's sicilian for those who didn't know. Not all Sicilians are in the mob you know, some are in the witness protection program ........ some are dead."