Let us find out in this bizarre, sleep-deprived recap.
I think it’s lucky she didn’t beat Todd Glass. Or that he didn’t wake up with the twisted head of the yard gnome in his bed. In any event, lucky he lost, as vengeful Tamminetta is back in the Castle where the Triple X-files was filmed.
. . . hours of tight man-bonding over things like weed whackers and beer nuts and electric widgets
Indeed the sneaky bastard I speak of is Ant. Little, bug-like Ant.
revealing the soft under belly of evil hidden underneath his fake human-like shell
He does not arf, and his tongue stays inside his head. Yet Rover, he does indeed resemble. He's so sweet, I want to toss him a milkbone.
John Heffron grabs the challenge card and whispers, “I want to be Big,” referencing the Tom Hanks film. Noting that I used the “Big” reference in my first recap about the machine, I take a moment to pat myself on the back unnecessarily, pretentiously, and nerdily before listening again.
He spends a good portion of time in the white room with Gary on his bunk bed, only not in that way
if someone runs crap jokes past you, you sometimes have to lie and say, “oh yeah, man, that’s gonna kill!!” when you know it sucks. Ant sucks.
The scene ends with Gary commenting on Ant’s diabolical mad-scientist laugh, while it echoes out over the house and we zoom away from the castle.
We join Jay Mohr in a musty looking mafia-like room with dark wood, big curtains, and potentially Ray Liotta and Joe Pesci in a corner talking about whack jobs. Not those kind. But those kind.
Believe him now and hear him later, girlie man….oh, that’s right, he wasn’t the short blonde in that SNL skit.
Many questions haunt me. Will Bonnie be coming back to the house? Will Tammy actually knife somebody? Will they all be forced into a hot tub of cheese whiz?
In the white room, a sober Gary starts to pack while dripping wet. We do not know why he is dripping wet. Is it sweat? Pool water? Hot oil? We do not know.
I kind of want them to wrestle. It won’t happen, so I just mentally picture it instead. You should see it!! Hilarious.
Lennie Crushes George, *She says, Using a Clever Steinbeck Reference*
Someone else is pulling the strings. He’s just a little puppet! Buwahahahaha!! Oh..who could it be? Who? Something tells me it starts with a T and ends with an Ammy.