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    Did anyone see Ant on the Tonight Show? He was on and did a short set of jokes.

    He also mentioned he's gonna have a new show on VH1 called 'A to Z'.

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    Yeah -I caught the end of it.

    Loved when he said he's going to go home and be with his wife and kids.... :rolleyes

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    Quote Originally Posted by colby_d
    I came on thinking that Ant was actually gonna get some credit for his set last night, but I guess I was wrong. I absolutely loved it. It wasn't just a list of gay one liners and jokes. Although he was very flambuoyant, that's just who he is, and I wouldn't really call what we saw last night a gay joke. It was very funny to me, and I almost fell out of my seat when he yelled, "Jenny Craig, bitch!". I was kinda surprised he got kicked off, but maybe it's just because I don't like Gary.
    I think he did a good job, too, Colby.

    I'm not sure if anyone has mentioned this yet, but I also LOVED his joke during the Roast--the one about the Queer Eye for the Straight Guy team rejecting Jay London--I'm not sure if it is original or not, but it was quite apropos for the occasion.
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    Quote Originally Posted by angrydave
    ANT's real name revealed:





    drumroll






    Bradley Picklesmyser

    *according to this: http://espn.go.com/otl/world/comedian.html


    Bradley Picklesmyser is definately funnier but according to Internet Movie Database Ant's real name is Anthony Steven Kalloniatis www.imdb.com

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    Did anyone else see some pointlessness in Ant choosing Gary in the voting booth?
    If Ant had picked somebody else, he still would have gone up in the
    head-to-head because him and Gary would have been tied.

    Also, I lost some respect for him when I saw him leaving the stage after the head-to-head. If you watch, he was just going to walk off without doing or saying anything until Jay said, "Let's hear it for Ant." Then he stopped just before he was off the stage to wave at the audience.

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    still can't believe ant made it this far....
    that jewish guy that missed the cut was much funnier.
    just glad ant didn't last another week

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    Quote Originally Posted by erin_dye
    Did anyone else see some pointlessness in Ant choosing Gary in the voting booth?
    If Ant had picked somebody else, he still would have gone up in the
    head-to-head because him and Gary would have been tied.
    A tie would have forced Ant up on stage. Giving Gary the most votes meant that Gary got to choose his opponent, and even though he had made it clear he would pick Ant, perhaps Ant was hoping Gary would change his mind at the last minute. I saw Ant's vote as his own personal "faint hope clause".
    "I'm telling you - it's a madhouse out there. I feel like Charlton Heston waking up in the field and seeing the chimp on top of the pony." ~ Dennis Miller

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    Thanks! I never thought about it that way.

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    I think Ant knew that there was a good possibility of a tie, and decided he'd rather go out having people think he stepped up, rather than hiding behind his team's skirts.
    "Quotes on the internet may not be accurate." - Abraham Lincoln

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    Maybe someone has a better memory than me but I think I remember the bit about the Romanian Princess from his audition for the first Last Comic Standing last year...

    Oh wait, now someone will tell me he used just last week... 34 and already senile... stomachs acting up as well, better have a tums.

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