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    Quote Originally Posted by boxhill
    He's in danger of not winning because of all the little girls who think John and Gary are just SO cute .
    Hey, I do think Gary's cute, but I can still see Alonzo is funnier. He'll get my vote.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lucy
    Hey, I do think Gary's cute, but I can still see Alonzo is funnier. He'll get my vote.
    Good for you!

    Now, all you have to do is figure out a way to balance the girl who says she voted for John 30 times on her various phones!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ralphie May
    Alonzo is the funniest, if he doesnt win then something isnt right. I think he is brilliant.

    He got robbed on Star Search I hope it doesn't happen again.

    Ralphie May
    yeah, but you have to push for alonzo to maintain your 'ghetto street cred'
    the real question is who is your baby's momma voting for??

    just kidding, i'm amazed lcs even tried to get away with the dan naturman crap after what happened last season.
    i think you and dave are the only two people i'd pay to see from season 1.

    i like alonzo....but i like him less each week. he relies on racist jokes too much and could end up like corey holcomb, alienating huge segment of the home voting audience.
    alonzo showed at the roast that he can come up with new material that is really good, but i still don't like his delivery.

    top 2 for me would be john and alonzo, with todd glass coming in third just because he was fun to watch

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ralphie May
    Alonzo is the funniest, if he doesnt win then something isnt right. I think he is brilliant.

    He got robbed on Star Search I hope it doesn't happen again.

    Ralphie May
    Personally, I do happen to think Alonzo is a gifted comedian who has made me laugh every time he's performed on LCS. But I can say the same for John Heffron. I've laughed a bit more for John but if Alonzo makes me laugh harder on Tuesday, I'll throw my votes his way instead.

    Comedy is subjective. I'll be happy for Alonzo if he wins, and happy for John if he wins. They're BOTH brilliant, in my opinion.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jer2911
    yeah, but you have to push for alonzo to maintain your 'ghetto street cred'
    the real question is who is your baby's momma voting for??

    just kidding
    Jer, you're awesome!

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    LCS3....Ralphie vs Alonzo...

    The White comedian making fun of the blacks, or the Black comedian making fun of the whites...Oh No! They split the vote and Dat gets all the Asian votes and wins again...

    Keith S. :{)>

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ralphie May
    Alonzo is the funniest, if he doesnt win then something isnt right. I think he is brilliant.

    He got robbed on Star Search I hope it doesn't happen again.

    Ralphie May
    I agree 100%.

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    Total word, Ralphie. It's not even funny how much funnier he is than these others.

    Gary is barely there. Heffron is good. Alonzo is great.

    "You don't rehearse Mr. T, you just turn him loose."
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    Just a heads-up: tonight's Craig Kilborn show is listed as a repeat, but features Alonzo Bodden.
    "I'm telling you - it's a madhouse out there. I feel like Charlton Heston waking up in the field and seeing the chimp on top of the pony." ~ Dennis Miller

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    Bodden, by the way, apparently has some bit part in the movie "The Girl Next Door". I've seen the movie at least twice though and don't recall him. IMDB calls the character "Steel".

    Even funnier, while checking on that I saw that IMDB also lists him as the vocal talent behind the character of "Thunderon" in "Power Rangers Lightspeed Rescue". I don't know why I find that so funny, but I do. Has anyone actually SEEN that version of this eternal horrible franchise and heard that character?

    He's also played Security or Prison Guards THREE times. Maybe four, if "Steel" is some kind of security person as well (there's a long sequence at a Porno convention in "The Girl Next Door" with a lot of security people chasing the main character, and I'm betting that's where Alonzo appears).

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