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Thread: Recap 6/08: "The Big, Big, Balls of Buck"

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    Terrific job, Shaz!!!

    I for one, don't want to hear all the jokes. I watched the show. I heard them. If I want a review/recap, I read a recap. Because I want the color commentary. If I want a movie review, I read a review, I don't read the script. And if I want to find an insensitive cad, I'll go to Exit 9 in Jersey.

    Some of my favorite lines that weren't already quoted: (Fluff picked several of my favorites!)
    We all came, we partied hard, we slept with the band. Got a little drunk, kissed the roadies, flashed some old people in a Cutlass Sierra, and ate our weight in nachos. Extra cheesy nachos. Or maybe that was just me.

    He frightens us, along with live-snake boy, who does no actual comedy. Neither do the snakes.

    Captain Jean Luc Picard. Who was all about angry raps about Kling-ons and really sh**ty replicator chow.
    I will never be able to watch another episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation without imagining Captain Picard rapping!

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    You deserve a standing ovation, Shazz! I absolutely love your random-kind-of-humor, and I literally laughed out loud at many points. Great job!

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    Pay attention right now, peeps. Because we get our first glimpse of Buck Star. Whose name sounds horrifyingly like a porn star, yet doesn’t look the part. He’s tall, with semi-subdued carrot-top hair, a knit little cap that either proves he’s down with the homies in a very white way, or all about offshore fishing.

    Jim Wiggins, a really, really old dude with looong white hair and a low gravelly voice that makes Darth Vadar sound like he’s been kicked in the nuts.

    Joel Hursley, a blonde-haired bowl cut bendy boy who lunges, kicks, and inexplicably flexes his body in ways that I haven’t done. In a few days. He sings, he screams, he lunges, he IS Lord of the Dance.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shazzer
    Dat Phan,...his life is all roses and fancy cheeses now. Which is obvious. Because he…has…been….EVERYWHERE. I myself sleep on a coveted Dat Phan pillow case.
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    He owns it, he breathes it, he’s squeezed it hard and called it momma.
    This whole recap had me rolling! Awesome, Shazzer!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shazzer
    You peel away all my layers and inside……you’ll find a chewy tootsie roll center. And a little elf. Named “Pete”. He likes cashews.

    Loooove getting my tongue caught on gnarled nubs of maze-shaped man hair. Wheeen I was high on crack.

    He’s living the dream. He owns it, he breathes it, he’s squeezed it hard and called it momma.

    Jim Wiggins, a really, really old dude with looong white hair and a low gravelly voice that makes Darth Vadar sound like he’s been kicked in the nuts.
    That was a fabulous recap, Shazz! I, for one, enjoy the colorful commentary you add to the recaps. What a great start to a great show.

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    I had such a great time reading your recap, Shazzer!

    Great job!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shazzer
    For one thing...I’m a woman. Trapped in a man’s body, trapped in a woman’s body, trapped in an elf, living in a tree with some Inuits and several goats. You ever see those Russian dolls where you just keep opening them and opening them and there are just more and more inside? That’s like me. You peel away all my layers and inside……you’ll find a chewy tootsie roll center. And a little elf. Named “Pete”.

    He likes cashews.
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    The good:
    John Heffron does a hilarious bit about his future kids kinking up his air hose, because for some reason, according to me, nothing’s funnier than torturing the elderly with reduced air flow. I laugh guiltily. Yet merrily. And then feel ashamed. *second heavy sigh*

    Great job, Shazzer! I can't wait to read your recaps.
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    Great job Shaz!

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    I was at the NYC Taping-Longest night of my Life!

    :phhht I totally hated it and I refuse to watch it. The show was so LONG! and the staff was rude. The only good part of the whole ordeal was that Colin Quinn did about 20 minutes of stand up and he was quite dirty and funny. Kim Coles did a few minutes too while the judges tallied their votes which took forever!!!

    Jay Mohr was sick as a dog and he was not very friendly. In fact, he was well blah!!

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    great recap.

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    Great recap. Just caught the rerun and am hooked. Now on to the spoiler threads to catch up!
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