Terrific job, Shaz!!!
I for one, don't want to hear all the jokes. I watched the show. I heard them. If I want a review/recap, I read a recap. Because I want the color commentary. If I want a movie review, I read a review, I don't read the script. And if I want to find an insensitive cad, I'll go to Exit 9 in Jersey.
Some of my favorite lines that weren't already quoted: (Fluff picked several of my favorites!)
I will never be able to watch another episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation without imagining Captain Picard rapping!We all came, we partied hard, we slept with the band. Got a little drunk, kissed the roadies, flashed some old people in a Cutlass Sierra, and ate our weight in nachos. Extra cheesy nachos. Or maybe that was just me.
He frightens us, along with live-snake boy, who does no actual comedy. Neither do the snakes.
Captain Jean Luc Picard. Who was all about angry raps about Kling-ons and really sh**ty replicator chow.