That one was probably my favorite
Originally Posted by eny
I liked this one of Bonnie's. It's from memory, so it's not going to be word for word. "People always ask me how I stay so trim. I tell them that I always take the stairs... And I'm anorexic. My agent told me I had to stop doing that joke. When I asked why, he said 'You ain't exactly a stick'. That's how the seed is planted. I wasn't anorexic when I wrote the joke..."
Originally Posted by BfloChick48
Who was that dude? No one seems to know.
I liked Vlad a lot. I hope to see him again later elsewhere.
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Originally Posted by Anonymous
That was Rick "MTV Suspect" Kunkler. He was the most visibly unhappy with his lot on the show. Retha didn't like how it came out, Sharon didn't like how it went... Rick just looked like he didn't want to be there...and, having met him a couple of times, I believe that he probably didn't want to be there.
::waves at Rick if he Googles himself..."Aloha!"::
I liked most of the ones everybody's mentioned so far, but the one that had me rolling was the one about people who make imaginary golf swings while talking with someone. Being a golfer, I totally related to what he was saying.
Breeding a bullet proof Kennedy was the one that has stuck with me. The Durst fellow (political comedian) was very funny. And the cop from Maine- If I saw a black fellow I would pull him over... and give him directions because he is OBVIOUSLY lost! LMAO
Is probably over in the transcribing thread for Big Brother til death do us part.
"I don't trust that girl with a ten foot pole." - Annie
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I also loved most all of the jokes mentioned, but a couple of ones that I really liked were:
Marina Franklin's joke from the callbacks about the woman whose smile she always saw fade
Jim Wiggins and his bit about every fifth baby born in the world is Chinese. I don't know if it was just his delivery, but I was literally laughing out loud on that one. My mom came in and asked what was so funny. Then, when I told her, she didn't get why I was laughing that hard.
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