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    Hmm, just got through watching, so while my chuckles are still fresh...

    The bulletproof Kennedy joke(I'm a sucker for political comedians.)
    The guy who made the jokes about the boogeyman(plus I love the way he sounds)
    the straw jokes (great visually and good delivery)

    Those are the ones who stood out at this point. But I can't wait till the next showdown!!

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    Vlad had the best joke! But, he didnt make it!

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    I liked Dan Adhoot's bit on his dad's "med school calendar" vs. "the comedy calendar".

    I also, seriously, was dying over Jim Norton's escort jokes. My mom was here, and she's quite a pious little thing, but even she was horrified I've never heard her laugh so hard. "Can I get a retarded one and give you $50?"
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    My two faves were Paul V (Did he look mad? Did he mention my name?) and Retha Jones (I'll wake him up and you can talk to him), and dagnabit neither's going to Vegas!

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    I loved the "Rain Man Bush" jokes... I was sorry that guy didn't make it through.

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    Quote Originally Posted by touque
    I loved the "Rain Man Bush" jokes... I was sorry that guy didn't make it through.


    I think he's my favorite (Will Durst) I'm anxious to hear more of his political stuff.
    ugh. I don't get time to watch TV anymore, much less hang out at the FORT.

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    The Bed Bath and Beyond routine cracked me up .

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    I liked the boogie man, vlad, bed bath and beyond, monty hoffman's tryout, and anything from jay london.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Qboots
    My favorite joke is how they hire some big name comedy judges, and then completely disregard their opinions.

    Oh no, wait. That's my least favorite joke.
    Qboots.

    The Italian chick (I really have to go look up her name) saying on the phone to her Sicilian grandpa - "Poppa, I just shot a pilot!" "Shhh! Don't talk on the phone!....I'm not going down because you're getting sloppy!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by averagejane
    Qboots.

    The Italian chick (I really have to go look up her name) saying on the phone to her Sicilian grandpa - "Poppa, I just shot a pilot!" "Shhh! Don't talk on the phone!....I'm not going down because you're getting sloppy!"
    She was hilarious. I'm looking forward to more of her stuff. Love her voice.

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