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    Quote Originally Posted by dvm
    But if you had to come up with your own material, what your schtick or persona be on stage?
    I think I'd use a lot of hair gel and wear a bizarre hairstyle, I don't know maybe I'd make it stand straight up, not spiky though. I'd be really wacky and bizarre and I'd have an annoying catch phrase like "Oh yeah sha-na-na" that I thought was hilarious but everyone else hated. Seriously, I'd probably be the dry sarcastic type, since that's how I am. It doesn't come off that way here because usually when I post I'm at work and someone, ok just this one co-worker that I hate, there has pissed me off so much that I don't even feel like being sarcastic.

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    Yep
    And it happens quite often... not that I'm heckled often mind you... just things I coulda said in general
    "Rice is great when you're hungry and want 2,000 of something' -- Mitch Hedberg

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    Quote Originally Posted by CashMoneySoviet
    "Hindsight is 20/20" You always think about it and then you figure out what to say. Dont you hate it when that happens?

    That's always how it is with me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chrldr1818
    "Oh yeah sha-na-na"
    Rip off of "right on, cha cha cha?"

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    Becides. I can't say that any joke I've said was original, well except the knife thing....
    "The purpose of the new capitalism is to shoot the wounded." ~ Andy Grove, Chairman, Intel Corporation

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    Knife...thing?

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    Quote Originally Posted by CashMoneySoviet
    Knife...thing?
    Yeah, a few days ago, the atmosphere on this forum was really tense, so tense you could have cut it with a knife.... even those cheesy plastic knives you get on planes.... and then I thought that maybe thats what made those guys fly those planes into the buildings on 9/11. the fact that they couldn't cut their halal meal with those crappy Airline knives.

    and now that I said it again, i am copyrighting it.... so there Dat!
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    Quote Originally Posted by CashMoneySoviet
    Rip off of "right on, cha cha cha?"
    How'd you guess?

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    Quote Originally Posted by chrldr1818
    How'd you guess?
    Thats right up there in the annals of comedy history with 'take my wife, please'
    "The purpose of the new capitalism is to shoot the wounded." ~ Andy Grove, Chairman, Intel Corporation

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    Quote Originally Posted by senrik
    Yeah, a few days ago, the atmosphere on this forum was really tense, so tense you could have cut it with a knife.... even those cheesy plastic knives you get on planes.... and then I thought that maybe thats what made those guys fly those planes into the buildings on 9/11. the fact that they couldn't cut their halal meal with those crappy Airline knives.

    and now that I said it again, i am copyrighting it.... so there Dat!

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