Thats true. Welcome Lymond!
Compliments of my bro-in-law, some Bob one-liners:
I'm so old they've cancelled my blood type.
I thought 'Deep Throat' was a movie about a giraffe.
I love to go to Washington, if only to be nearer my money.
I do benefits for all religions. I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
Zsa Zsa Gabor got married as a one-off, and it was so successful she turned it into a series.
When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage - he shot both his parents and moved in.
My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I went steady with a woodpecker till I was twenty-one.
I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance -waiting for the bathroom.
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
I don't generally feel anything until noon; then it's time for my nap.
I'd carry a camel a mile to hear 10 people laugh.
Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the lives of some of our most useless citizens.
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
King of the world
He had a great life and was a great guy, I watched his biography las night on A&E it was pretty sweet. Rest in Peace Bob, your amongst a lot of other greats i'm sure.
There was a funny clip last night when he was hosting the oscars and said something like, "This the time of year when we all come together to celebrate and honor the best actors and actresses, or as we call it in my house, 'Passover.'"
Went something like that but it was funny.
Ouch, one of the legends of comedy dies and only 250 views.
Just goes to show you that this forum is not about comedy. It's about conflict
would rather be cruising!
RIP Mr. Hope. You certainly did bring laughter to oodles of people across a multitude of generations.
Thank you for your patriotism and humor
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