You know you need professional help when....

[Wolf]

All of us are with you, Julie!

And thanks for being one of our super secret agents!

[Julie]

LOL I feel like a pre-teen dork (note: not all pre-teens are dorks, in fact I'm sure none are, but if I were a pre-teen I'd be a dork)... gimme my super secret agent badge!!

And I managed to stay away for four hours. A small accomplishment, but something I'm very proud of.

[senrik]

You know you need professional help.....

When Dat gets all his fan mail from FORT and all his Hatemail from his own website.

When Ralphie has to tell ppl to give dat some slack...

When the losers get more air time than the winners..

[holiday]

when..

ralphie considers your posts spam so he prints and then eats them

dat phan is incorporated into your everyday vocabulary

you go out searching to buy crappy old ford escorts to feel like you are part of the act

you worry ralphie will actually read this, hunt you down and sit on you

and so forth...

[chrldr1818]

I'm right there with ya! It's good to know other peolpe are like this, I don't feel like such a loser, not that anyone at the FORT is a loser, we're just Reality TV enthusiasts.

You switch from 'who is Dat?' to 'I love Dat!' to 'I hate Dat!' to 'Dis or Dat!!' in a matter of minutes.

That's definately me! I really liked Dat in the beginning, but I'm starting to like him less and less each week.

[Julie]

Yay, there's more!!

Mind you, being a dork or addict is one thing, but it takes something extra special to become an ultra secret agent poster like Ruben and I.



* and exits stage left*

[duplessis3]

When you wish there were live feeds of LCS...(ok I KNOW it was filmed last winter, but cripes...)
when you think that making Dat hide and not be found is indeed funny, and are ready to write a treatise on it harkening back to the Algonquin Round Table.
-C

[senrik]

When you know there's a "foyne Loyne between Clevah and Stewpid"

[zapata]

I don't know about the rest of you, but if I have to close that "Big headed baby selling insurance" pop-up ad a couple of more times, I might have to seek professional help.

[senrik]

I don't know about the rest of you, but if I have to close that "Big headed baby selling insurance" pop-up ad a couple of more times, I might have to seek professional help.

Depends on the meaning of "professional", Like maybe... 'Professional' Hit-man?