Guylan: Age 11
What is your favorite quote?
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. Mark Twain.
Do you have a favorite video game?
Star Wars Jedi Knight Jedi Academy.
List some of your favorite movies?
Hitch, The Pursuit of Happiness, all of the Star Wars movies, Star Trek movies, It's a Wonderful Life, Dragonheart, Big Daddy, Meet the Fokker's and Spiderman.
Do you have a favorite book?
My favorite book is The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy.
What are your favorite colors?
I like all of them except pink, but I love blue.
What kind of music do you like?
Soft rock, a mix of rock and country, U2, Bob Dylan, Gandolph Murphy and the Slambovian Circus of Dreams and other stuff like that.
What's your favorite TV show?
All the Star Trek Series and Mythbusters.
Who are your favorite movie stars?
Robin Williams, Eddie Murphy, John Travolta, Will Smith, Kevin James, and Jim Carrey.
Do you have a favorite drink?
Anything that sparkles.
What is your favorite food?
Indian food and sushi.
What's your favorite ice-cream flavor?
What's your favorite sports team?
New England Patriots.
Do you read comics? What are your favorites?
Yes, one. Calvin and Hobbes.
Where do you like to go on vacation?
California, more specifically Aunty Jen's house and the beach, motorcycle riding with Grandpa Rick, drinking coffee with Grandma Anoland and playing with my cousin Raven.
If you could go anywhere in the world, where would it be and why?
I think I would go to the Galapagos. I've just always wanted to go there and see the only living species of aquatic iguana known to man among other wonders.
What's your favorite subject in school?
I'm home schooled but my favorite subject is science.
I wrongly accused Jared: Age 11 of being the annoying "this is our world" kid from the TV commercials (I will loathe every single part of this show which features lines which sound like they were fed to the kids by a producer).
I don't have the commercial recorded, but I noticed that kid had long curly black hair, so I'm thinking its this one now...
Yeah, Krom, you're right -- it's this kid from Upton, Mass.
I know that because he was recently profiled in my local newspaper and he came across as being everything you fear.
I look forward to seeing you skewer him in "Show Discussion" threads, and I'll be right there to back you up, buddy.
So he's a producer stooge, willing to say anything they feed him?
The thing is I'm not likely to get that harsh at most of the kids themselves, even the obvious stooges. I'm saving most of that venom for the producers.
I mean except for the few kids who are absolutely insufferable.
Still, you have to admit, "coordinated cuteness" is gonna bug us... big time.
Also, "Guylan"? You know that's a chinese vegetable? Its sort of like broccoli.
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