10 things that make MKG better than Tim Shmoe (Mini Matt) & Ingrid
I had a 10 hour drive today, so it got me thinking about JS1 and JS2. Altough, i dont have the dvd for JS1 yet (waiting for the price to drop), I replayed JS1 in my head and heres what i came up with. Its been over 8 months since Ive seen JS1 and there are still so many memorable moments. With JS2 Montecore hitting the glass pane is my favorite moment and the rest is just toilet humour. (Big gulps, cool!)
1. Matt is spontaneous and unpredictable
Within the game, the actors and producers never know what to expect from Matt.
a. but youre gay right. no thats cool: to kip.
b. He takes his hands off the high priced hooker, because he wants his own bed.
c. He breaksdown and cries when Earl is evicted.
d. He levels a happy Doctor Pat during elimination Sumo.
e. Matt gags on the chocolate covered models
with Ingrid, shes not playing the game, she keeps trying to get out of the game which gets boring after a while. The interphase or whatever the producers call it(who just want to get on national tv. Hey look its me Brett Rhees, its me asain girl, its me gray haired in control leader guy) isnt credible.
2. Matt has outstanding character and qualities
a. Matt becomes strange gay Kips protector from the Hutch.
b. Matt encourages Kips doggie paddling.
c. When one of the models insults keeps doggie paddling, Matt tells kip, dont worry about her shes not all that
d. Matt gives Dr. Pat the free trip to Tahiti
e. Matt saves nervous Kips magic show
f. Matt is considerate when mollys boyfriend and Molly have a fight. Molly, cup-cake.
g. Matt guides and cheers the cast through the eating disgusting things.
h. Matt isnt judgemental. He befriends the loser looking Brian.
contrast with Tim Shmoe (Mini Matt). Tim Schmoe is really harsh and mean towards strange loser Bryce. Matt would handle Bryce with more class.
3. Matt is cool and likeable
a. Everybody likes Matt. Especially Ashley, Earl, Brian, Molly, Kip and the Hutch.
b. Matt forges special friendships with Earl and Brian
contarst with Tim Shmoe (Mini Matt) Bryce seems disturbed by him in his interviews. Piper seems repulsed by him in her interviews, especially in the darkened limo. Ew, get away.
4. Matt has priceless expressions
a. His bulging eyes.
b. The defeated look he gets when Ashley says youre like a brother to me.
c. His thanking god when he meets Tawny Roberts (the high priced hooker)
d. His fist pumping when he wins 100K
e. His look of concern when Dr. Pat gives the puppet show based on her life
5. Matt the failed schemer and mac-daddy
a. Matt macks on gina with his patented move: we can go to the hot tub later, no just kidding.
b. Matt macks on ashleigh
c. Matt tries to get ashlegh eliminated after hes rejected by ashleigh
d. Matt macks on molly
6. Matt is outspoken and speaks his mind
a. that ralph, hes sort of a tool
b. matt shoots down the tv executive over the dog feces: if you want to hold me in breach, go ahead.
c. hey, your gonna have to deal with the MattMan: to Hutch
7. Matt has style
a. His beat boxing
b. His balling. Nice form on his jump shot
c. He can dance ;)
d. Nice catchphrases: M - K - G
8. Matt is real
a. Matt has confidence
b. Yet Matt has alot of self doubt
c. Matt isnt mean spirited
d. Matts the gentle giant
Contrast Tim Shmoe (Mini Matt) who comes off as one of those fake people, Pal. Tim Schmoe is mean spirited. Tim Schome is hyproctitcal, saying one minute that he doenst talk bad about people, and then the next minute insulting bryce during his interview.
9. Matt has great one liners
a. But what do i know Im just a guy from pittsburgh
b. we could do this or so and so, naw im just kidding/playing with you
c. Hold the phone, Hold the phone are you an actor?
Tim Shmoe has great one worders. rubber duculious.
They really hit the jackpot with Matt. I can appreciate him even more this season and Im really tempted to get the dvd. Matt made the actors better, cuz Matt made the actors react to him: his crying, his anger, his humour, his spontaneity. This type of show doenst work without someone like Matt.