Tim is the youngest of four kids and was born in Wilmington, Delaware, although he has spent the last 20 years living in the DC area. He graduated from Mt. St. Mary's College with a degree in business and finance, which will serve him well when he opens up his own bar in the near future. After losing one of his best friends to cancer at age 23 Tim decided to live his own life to the fullest, which was definitely a factor in his decision to be on JOE SCHMO 2. Although Tim was dating someone when he was approached to be on the show, he ultimately decided that he didn't want to pass up this opportunity and ended the relationship. As Tim put it, "That was the smartest decision I made since buying Enron shares."
Q: What was the worst pickup line you ever used on a girl and what was her response?
A:Hi, I'm Tim. I'm gay and I live with my parents. Up for a challenge? Her response...."Good for you."
Q: What are your best traits?
A:I'm honest, witty, a smart-ass and play a mean game of Ms. Pac Man.
Q: What are your worst traits?
A:I'm selfish, a smart-ass, my needlepoint needs work and I can't roller skate worth a squirt.
Q: Describe your perfect meal.
A:Kraft Deluxe Mac and Cheese. Served delicious every time.
Q: Describe a perfect night out.
A:Happy hour on the water, a fantastic steak dinner, then drinks with friends in a great neighborhood bar
Q: What was the saddest moment of your life?
A:Losing one of my friends to cancer. He became a hero for all of his friends. Not once did his plight discourage him. It's tough watching a 23-year old man die.
Q: Do you have any hobbies and why do you enjoy them?
A:Lacrosse, mountain biking, writing and watching great cult classics. Lacrosse and biking get me outside on nice days and keep me in shape. Writing and cult classics keep me busy on the not so nice days.
Q: Describe a family ritual from your childhood.
A:Besides the animal sacrifices we were kind of normal. We went to church on Sundays, went to the beach in the summertime.
Q: What will your life be like in 1 year? 5 years? 10 years? 20 years?
A:One year, I will have opened my own bar. Five year, married and expecting first or second child. Ten years, Little League, expecting the last child. Twenty years, paying for college!
Q: Tell us why we should cast you. Why would people want to watch you on TV?
A:I'm energetic and try to have fun all the time. Plus, why not? I'm an entertainer and enjoy making people laugh and getting to know them.
Q: What would be your concerns about having intimate moments broadcast on TV?
A:That my mom will see my tattoos!