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    Some of these are terrific!

    I'd like to see him pick Melissa and watch her get all excited. Then she's shown on camera talking about how she's going to change him, how she's going to spend the money on fabulous stuff for herself. Then Evan tells her he's broke and she dumps him and rips on him and says "I could NEVER be with you - I need someone that can take care of me. It's OVER!" "You're right, Melissa. Here's a ticket home - coach. BTW, I actually do have millions. B-bye."

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    Woo! You guys are brutal! Here's what I'd like to see. Over the next couple shows Zora and Evan find much in common and fall madly in love. When he chooses her and delivers the denouement, she declares, "I don't care if you have no money. I was raised in humble circumstances and we can live on macaroni and cheese as long as we are together, stud muffin!" They passionately kiss and then Paul says, "The producers of this cheesy show have made barrels of money, so we are rewarding Evan.............. ONE MILLION DOLLARS!" They both say, "Holy cow, we're rich beyond our wildest dreams!" They again kiss passionately and there is not a dry eye in the house (my house, I mean). How about that ending?

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    How about this...:

    It gets down to the last one...and he chooses Zora. She smiles sweetly and looks at the 2 carat diamond he's offering . She quietly says.."Evan...I know that you and I could never be on equal terms. I just couldn't live up to your expectations, and I didn't really think that I would get this far. I'm sure you can find someone out there more worthy of your attentions and your money. Money has always made me feel uncomfortable, y'know.

    Most of the time you and the others were 'socializing', I found someone who became a real friend to spend quality time with....
    Quiet chats by the fire, romantic stories, walks in the moonlit garden, afternoon tea in the kitchen inglenook...(she looks wistfully off to the side to gaze at Mr. Hogan.)
    I came here to find true love, and I did. Your butler and I have become, (she blushes) well.....engaged. (She whips out a 4 carat diamond that almost knocks Evan off his knees.)

    So Evan is left standing there with a "deer in the headlights" gaze..as Zora and the butler stroll off into the sunset.....to live happily ever after on his meager 400,000 year salary....



    (THAT would make my day!!!!!)

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    The ideal ending would be for Zora to win because she is a class act. Proir to Evan telling Zora about the lie, Zora confides to Evan that although she is attracted to him she doesn't see a future with him and his millions. She would however like to maintain a friendship and possibly date to see if the relationship would go anywhere after the cameras are gone. Evan reveals the lie and regrets taking advantage of Zora and her emotions. Then, Fox should turn around and hand Zora a check for lots and lots of moola. The final question would be if Zora then decided to date Evan now that she has the money.
    Mizz Piper

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    I think you may be right Yankee Kitten(I knew it was something like that). Thanks for the correction. All I was sure of was it started with a "K" sound and ended with a "T". and THreshold she's not his new wife(I think she's already married, but I could be wrong...obviously wouldn't be the first time) just a reporter doing an interview.

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    Yeah....well, like someone else stated earlier....'he's not the sharpest knife in the block".
    I still think it would be fitting for Zora to end up with the butler and Joe-the boxer-model to end up with Sarah-the-foot-fetish-porn queen. They seem to be a fitting couple. heh! I mean underneath it all....heh! ( or on top of it all....)

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    I love these--great ideas! I hope fox was this creative, but I doubt it.

    Gotta love the Sadam Hussein ending. I can just see Paul wrapping that one up!
    "Look, you love me, and I love you. Maybe in a different time, a different place, this would work out. But we both know that only one of us is leaving this room alive, and I'm the one holding the flame thrower." - Film Fakers

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    I hope that Melissa and Sarah are going to be the "finalists". I would love to see if their "friendship" survived that.

    Wouldn't it be fun to watch those two fight each other for that goofball? :fight

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    Ideal Ending? Now has one more option: BONDAGE

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    This is my first post, so please pardon me if I'm putting this in the wrong thread.

    Does anybody think Evan is keeping Melissa simply because she's a vapid money-grubbing bimbo and would be the most humiliated when all is said and done? If anybody needs to be humiliated, she's the ideal candidate. Then Zora maintains her dignity, and Sarah is known for her - er - Hoover-like talent wasted on someone she thought had money.

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