Some of these are terrific!
I'd like to see him pick Melissa and watch her get all excited. Then she's shown on camera talking about how she's going to change him, how she's going to spend the money on fabulous stuff for herself. Then Evan tells her he's broke and she dumps him and rips on him and says "I could NEVER be with you - I need someone that can take care of me. It's OVER!" "You're right, Melissa. Here's a ticket home - coach. BTW, I actually do have millions. B-bye."