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    Ok here's my ending, tell me all how you like it.

    While out for another midnight rendezvous, Evan is shot and Sarah is kidnapped by a subversive anti american French organization. To raise funds for the organization she is then "forced" to become the the french sex bomb "Emmanuelle" and perform real porn under the threat of execution.

    They film the ending of the show at a Paris hospital. Melissa is brought in alone to visit Evan and tells him that she loves him. Seeing him there on his bed, helpless, she is finally in her "element." She starts telling Evan that for him to recuperate, he must go to spas, therapy, vacations... etc. You know ways to spend the 50 mill. Evan looks at Melissa in the eye and tells her he does not have 50 mill and it was all a lie. Melissa goes apes**t and starts throwing the various hospital items around the room: bedpan, water pitcher... etc. She leaves in a furious huff and books a flight back home. She finds out that the flight will not leave for several hours, so she decides to go to the Paris zoo. She has quite the fondness for animals. While puffing on a Winston, she notices that the elephant is getting riled up. The male Bull elephant has apparently mistaken her cig for that of another trunk of a female elephant. Now, this young buck is smashes out of his enclosure to get his female Melissa and make sweet elephant love. However, Melissa moves in in to the elephant feced enclosure and the elephants foot comes smashing down on her, taking her back to her "element": s**t.

    Zora goes in to see how Evan is doing in the Hospital and Evan tells her that he loves her, but that he isn't worth 50 million and it was a lie. Zora looks at him the way she looked at him at the cafe and tells him that it doesn't matter, she takes his hand

    "I love Paul" she says. Over these past couple of weeks, he has just swept me off my feet; and we both come from humble backgrounds. We're gonna make it, just the two of us!"

    "But, I'm poor too! Don't leave me Zora." Evan exclaims.

    "I know how Fox works Evan. You really have more money than i could ever imagine and somewhere out there, there is a special girl for you. It's just not me, I'm sorry" Zorah says.

    She leaves with Paul and they move to America. Here Paul strikes it rich by being the creator and host of the new Fox reality series "What the Butler Saw."

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    I think my ideal ending would be for Zora and Evan to end up with a meaningfull relationship after this is over.
    I would however have loved to have seen Heidi wi this thing just for her reaction.
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    Originally posted by Miss Filangi
    I don't think anyone will feel bad for Evan. He did get a hummer out of the deal.
    Really? I hadn't heard that. I'm sure that he'll probably get offered some sort of show business jobs, maybe guest appearances on various t.v. sit coms here and there.

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    I think I forgot to mention one other detail from the Pulse show: either Evan or his parents mentioned that Evan dropped out of High school when he was in 11th grade.

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    Re: Re: Interview on T.V. Show 'The Pulse'

    Originally posted by maxkl
    I was upset I waited for this instead of watching CSI too! Nothing really new revealed on Evan.

    I don't know, maybe I'm shallow, but could any other smart career woman really stay with this guy? When I first saw the previews and his pictures I thought he was a good catch, with or without money... but everytime he opens his mouth I just kringe now!! His dad didn't need to tell me he wasn't the sharpest tool in the shed!! I know he must have this "caring" side that is great - I just haven't seen it yet!!
    I've had a similiar experience, and it just may be that even though Evan Marriott is not a genuis, an educated career woman might choose to be with him anyway. My fiancee, while he did complete high school (Evan Marriott is said to have dropped out of school in 11th grade), is not always the brightest guy.

    My fiancee is not an absolute moron, however, and I'd have to say that he's a bit smarter than Marriott, but my fiancee is still slow, none the less; my fiancee has a learning diability that was diagnosed while he was in school.

    My sweetie pie works in a blue collar type of job (he earns more per year than Marriott's 19k), while I worked full time as a graphic artist in an office setting for a few years. I graduated from college (BA in the visual arts, specialized in graphics).

    Sometimes our difference in this area bothers me, but if I feel the need for brainy, intellectual talk, I just turn to other people, usually on the internet. It is kind of a sad situation, because there's this whole other side of me that my honey bunny will never really know.

    I choose to stay with him because I look at what his truly important qualities are-- he's very sweet, loving, devoted, and thougtful. And a lesser quality: he's very romantic. He would regularly send me flowers while I was at work, that kind of thing

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    Oh Gromit, not the LeBron James type of Hummer, my friend.

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    Hummer

    Originally posted by longboarder
    Oh Gromit, not the LeBron James type of Hummer, my friend.
    er, okay, so we're not talking about the car,
    http://images.google.com/images?q=tb...er-frontal.jpg

    So we're talking about hummer as in Evan and Sara's 'slurp gulp mmmmm' in the woods? I have never heard "hummer" to be slang for anything like that.

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    Re: Hummer

    Originally posted by gromit
    er, okay, so we're not talking about the car,
    http://images.google.com/images?q=tb...rontal.jpg</a>

    So we're talking about hummer as in Evan and Sara's 'slurp gulp mmmmm' in the woods? I have never heard "hummer" to be slang for anything like that.
    Maybe it's a midwest thing, heard it called "hummer" for years. There is also an ice cream drink called a hummer, not sure if there is any connection to that.
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    I;ve never heard anything referred to as a hummer other than the huge waste of money vehicle.
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    I'm only living in the Midwest for a year. I'm a West Coast guy, grew up in the '70s. Was slang for that kind of thing way before there was a huge waste of money vehicle named Hummer. Although I bet Evan will be buying one (the vehicle) with his 15 minutes of fame money soon -- and then living in it when those 15 minutes expire.

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