Ok here's my ending, tell me all how you like it.
While out for another midnight rendezvous, Evan is shot and Sarah is kidnapped by a subversive anti american French organization. To raise funds for the organization she is then "forced" to become the the french sex bomb "Emmanuelle" and perform real porn under the threat of execution.
They film the ending of the show at a Paris hospital. Melissa is brought in alone to visit Evan and tells him that she loves him. Seeing him there on his bed, helpless, she is finally in her "element." She starts telling Evan that for him to recuperate, he must go to spas, therapy, vacations... etc. You know ways to spend the 50 mill. Evan looks at Melissa in the eye and tells her he does not have 50 mill and it was all a lie. Melissa goes apes**t and starts throwing the various hospital items around the room: bedpan, water pitcher... etc. She leaves in a furious huff and books a flight back home. She finds out that the flight will not leave for several hours, so she decides to go to the Paris zoo. She has quite the fondness for animals. While puffing on a Winston, she notices that the elephant is getting riled up. The male Bull elephant has apparently mistaken her cig for that of another trunk of a female elephant. Now, this young buck is smashes out of his enclosure to get his female Melissa and make sweet elephant love. However, Melissa moves in in to the elephant feced enclosure and the elephants foot comes smashing down on her, taking her back to her "element": s**t.
Zora goes in to see how Evan is doing in the Hospital and Evan tells her that he loves her, but that he isn't worth 50 million and it was a lie. Zora looks at him the way she looked at him at the cafe and tells him that it doesn't matter, she takes his hand
"I love Paul" she says. Over these past couple of weeks, he has just swept me off my feet; and we both come from humble backgrounds. We're gonna make it, just the two of us!"
"But, I'm poor too! Don't leave me Zora." Evan exclaims.
"I know how Fox works Evan. You really have more money than i could ever imagine and somewhere out there, there is a special girl for you. It's just not me, I'm sorry" Zorah says.
She leaves with Paul and they move to America. Here Paul strikes it rich by being the creator and host of the new Fox reality series "What the Butler Saw."