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    Evan's Blossoming Career

    My wife happened to notice today that Evan was a special guest host on Hollywood's Most Eligible Bachelors on E!

    http://www.etonline.com/aboutET/a14331.htm

    He's "a movin' on up!"
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    Re: Evan's Blossoming Career

    Originally posted by ThresholdRPG
    My wife happened to notice today that Evan was a special guest host on Hollywood's Most Eligible Bachelors on E!

    http://www.etonline.com/aboutET/a14331.htm

    He's "a movin' on up!"
    ~ what *are* the rest of the words to the old Jefferson's theme song??

    Someone was just telling me that she heard that Evan is up to maybe play Superman in a new Superman movie. I had heard that Brendan Fraser was up for the role. I can't picture either one of them as Superman, I don't think either one is right for that role.

    I told my friend that Evan Marriott should definitely not be considered for the Superman role, since he's apt to rehearse the flying scenes by jumping off the Golden Gate Bridge.

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    Re: Re: Evan's Blossoming Career

    Originally posted by gromit
    ~ what *are* the rest of the words to the old Jefferson's theme song??

    I told my friend that Evan Marriott should definitely not be considered for the Superman role, since he's apt to rehearse the flying scenes by jumping off the Golden Gate Bridge.
    Instead of being faster then a speeding locomotive he could be faster then a champagine cork.


    I think the words are

    "We're moving on up, to the eastside
    to a delax apartment in the sky.
    We're moving on up (movin on up) to the east side
    we finally got a piece of the pie."

    Then there is a second verse that kind of goes like this
    "something burning in kitchen
    ribs cooking on the grill
    took a whole lot of trotting
    but we finally got up that hill."

    Then something about being in the big league and getting our turn at bat.

    but that I'm not sure about at all.
    Last edited by nlmcp; 02-05-2003 at 06:27 AM.
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    "JOE MILLIONAIRE" (EVAN MARRIOTT) - He's the hottest hunk in primetime. Not only is he the special co-host of this weekend's show, but he's sitting down for a new interview with MARY HART!
    I think Mary Hart is obsessed with Evan.
    This show is always making comments about him and spread an interview with him out over days.

    Evan also made a rather ridiculous appearance on American Idol last night.
    Seems as though he's getting the Hollywood attention Trista so craves.
    "That's Numberwang!"

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    I saw him on American Idol too. Did you notice how crazy his hair looked? I don't think it had seen a comb for several days. Also his sweater was torn and uraveling in the back! Don't these shows have stylists that make sure people look reasonably presentable before they go on national TV?!

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    His hair did look worse than usual last night.
    Considering how bad it normally looks that's quite a feat really.
    "That's Numberwang!"

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    he looked terrible. Like a greasy scumbag.
    Uhg
    If he does, for some obscene reason, get to play Superman, I will boycott the franchise.
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    I was totally floored to see his media whore moment on American Idol. I was almost thinking he might break into a little number right there.
    I agree Fluff, he did look pretty shabby.

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    Ugh Cali, I don't even really like Superman movies but I can see he would be a really bad Superman.
    "That's Numberwang!"

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    I love Evan's hair! It is so hideous that soon women will turn away from the ranks of men with hair, and realize that bald men are far sexier.

    I'm bald and I'm proud!

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