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    That'll leave a mark!!!! 67cruiser's Avatar
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    Goodbye Melissa!!!!

    {sob, sob} What are we gonna do? there's only one skank left!

    It's like Star Wars now; Good -vs- Evil

    What will Sarah do with her time now that her gossip buddy is gone? Is she going to buddy up with Zora, or make her feel alienated? My guess is that Sarah will try to intimidate Zora, thereby making Zora look even more mysterious. This will work to Sarah's disadvantage. Evan has showed a consistant pattern of being drawn to the mysterious.
    If Zora just says nothing, she can get into Sarah's head. Women can't stand it if another woman in contention is calm and reserved!

    I LOVE IT!!!!

    On to the whore: (oops, I meant Melisaa M)

    ....deleted because of complaints....

    {on TV} - "Evan is just a cool guy, just a cool guy" but behind his back you discuss how you're going to change him! If Evan is sooo cool, then where did you put the picture when they kicked your cottage cheese ass out? All I saw was a garment bag draped over your flabby arm!

    I almost wish you had won, just to see the look on your face when he tells you the truth!

    I'm staring at my watch thinking that your 15 minutes of "fame" is just about up.

    ........

    I guess I don't like you much. . .

    You reduce my faith in the female population.

    You know,

    {on my soapbox now}

    Most women will date the ugliest, stupidist, uncouth guy if he has power (money=power) - they think they will inheirit the power by proxy. They think that they can change the man to be what they want. WHAT A FARCE!!!!!!!!!!!! My wife STILL tries to change me after 13 years of marriage.

    Men on the other hand would date a waitress if she makes him feel like a real man, either by her looks or by how she treats him in public (or a combination of both)

    No wonder there are so many divorces . . .
    Last edited by eny; 02-07-2003 at 07:48 PM.
    You're just jealous because I'm the one hearing all of the voices . . .

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    are you the howard stern of fansofrealitytv?

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    Hey Diggaplz:
    No, I just enjoy disliking the horrible quality of most of the ladies. It's almost like watching Jerry Springer with a twist.
    Everyone watches for others to "skank" themselves so that they (the watchers) can rate themselves as less skanky. Myself included.

    It's just that some make it less difficulkt than others.
    You're just jealous because I'm the one hearing all of the voices . . .

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    Wow, for a minute there, I thought I'd accidentally wandered into the Sucks board.

    Good thing most of our users aren't this nasty.

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    Originally posted by 67cruiser
    Hey Diggaplz:
    ...Everyone watches for others to "skank" themselves so that they (the watchers) can rate themselves as less skanky. Myself included.

    It's just that some make it less difficulkt than others.
    i was following you up until that "skank themselves" part.

    when i really put my heart into it, i think i could easily dislike the skanks as much as you do - i'm just not able to literate the message in the special way you posess. plus, i dislike evan more than the skanks. i reckon every board needs an --- thank gawd we have 67cruiser.

    and hey, i like your choice of cars!

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    Cruiser, you lost me at "whore." :nono

    Man, I thought the folks in Napa Valley were too happy living in Paradise to get this worked up.

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    Whoo, what a scorcher. I hope you feel better now.
    Watch out, It's a stampede!

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    Originally posted by John
    Wow, for a minute there, I thought I'd accidentally wandered into the Sucks board.

    Good thing most of our users aren't this nasty.

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    Melissa M. has no redeeming qualities.

    At least Mojo was ambitious and up-front about it, Sarah can work wonders with six feet of rope and a roll of tape, and of course Zora is reserved and shows class.

    But Melissa is phoney, insincere, helpless, two-faced and smokes like a chimney. I would have to say that she is the skankiest of all skanks!
    Beauty is only skin deep. I love skin!

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    Addressing Wayner (and anyone else)
    I apologize for my graphic verbosity. I simply felt that the readers might get a kick out what I personally think.
    Honstly, Melissa M is probably not a true skank, but the show (the concept) brings out the worst in folks.
    I still would not be interested in her (Run Forest Run!)
    Besides she looks better from 100 feet away.
    You're just jealous because I'm the one hearing all of the voices . . .

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