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    [LYING GOLD DIGGER] A compliation of Melissa M quotes

    Please add quotes you remember and try to note which episode they are from. I'll edit this first post to include them. It would be funny to have an entire list of all her horrendous statements.

    I'll get it started:

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    Episode 2:


    "I can pretend to enjoy picking grapes."

    "I'm out of my element." (outdoors)

    "He has all this money and I hope he gives me a shot at it - I mean at getting to know him."

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    Episode 3:


    "You look fabulous in that hat, Mojo".... [later] "She looked like crap!"

    "Oh.... this painting is so wonderful Evan.... oh my god, thank you." [later] "This painting is crap. What a stupid gift." (paraphrase)

    "Does this painting make me look ethnic?" (so what if it does, you racist 'ho).


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    Episode 4:


    "I'm out of my element." (indoors, kitchen)

    "I don't even know what garlic looks like..."

    "I keep wondering when they are going to bring the real food in."

    (laughs and makes fun of the meal Evan has cooked for them, without eating any)

    "If I had a lot of money I'd fly to a third world country and bathe their babies and give shots. But that's just because I am mercenary type of person." (yes, she confessed via a fruedian slip... she's mercenary)

    "Whatever, Prince Evan!"

    Melissa M on MoJo: "She is such a slut"

    Melissa M on MoJo: "She is on a different element than me. We are in two different elements. If he is in her element, then he is not in mine."

    "I've never cooked for a boyfriend. Men cook for me."

    "So he drinks beer and goes to Hooters. I can change that."

    "I got a ruby!"

    -Aristotle

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    wow those are great! I can't believe I actually used to LIKE Melissa!! I can't think of any, but if I do, I'll be sure to add 'em!
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    I believe the "give me a shot at it--I mean him" quote was actually Mojo.
    "Look, you love me, and I love you. Maybe in a different time, a different place, this would work out. But we both know that only one of us is leaving this room alive, and I'm the one holding the flame thrower." - Film Fakers

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    Originally posted by spegs
    I believe the "give me a shot at it--I mean him" quote was actually Mojo.
    I think it was too
    I could go east, I could go west, it was all up to me to decide. Just then I saw a young hawk flyin' and my soul began to rise. ~Bob Seger

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    It was.
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    Another Quote ...

    In the latest episode, Melissa is talking to Sarah and she says (not an exact quote), "Maybe I should move to Los Angeles and get some chump to pay for me!"

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    I thought Sarah was the one who called MoJo a slut?
    Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

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    "I'm the gossip queen" or something like that (ep. 2)

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    How about this - "I'm a good woman"

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    Ok, I cannot edit my original post so I have to repost it instead .

    Here is the latest compilation:




    Please add quotes you remember and try to note which episode they are from. I'll edit this first post to include them. It would be funny to have an entire list of all her horrendous statements.

    I'll get it started:

    ----------------------------------------
    Episode 2:


    "I can pretend to enjoy picking grapes."

    "I'm out of my element." (outdoors)

    "I'm the gossip queen"

    ----------------------------------------
    Episode 3:


    "You look fabulous in that hat, Mojo".... [later] "She looked like crap!"

    "Oh.... this painting is so wonderful Evan.... oh my god, thank you." [later] "This painting is crap. What a stupid gift." (paraphrase)

    "Does this painting make me look ethnic?" (so what if it does, you racist 'ho).


    ----------------------------------------
    Episode 4:


    "I'm out of my element." (indoors, kitchen)

    "I don't even know what garlic looks like..."

    "I keep wondering when they are going to bring the real food in."

    (laughs and makes fun of the meal Evan has cooked for them, without eating any)

    "If I had a lot of money I'd fly to a third world country and bathe their babies and give shots. But that's just because I am mercenary type of person." (yes, she confessed via a fruedian slip... she's mercenary)

    "Whatever, Prince Evan!"

    Melissa M on MoJo: "She is such a slut"

    Melissa M on MoJo: "She is on a different element than me. We are in two different elements. If he is in her element, then he is not in mine."

    "I've never cooked for a boyfriend. Men cook for me."

    Melissa to Sarah: "Maybe I should move to Los Angeles and get some chump to pay for me!"

    "So he drinks beer and goes to Hooters. I can change that."

    "I got a ruby!"
    -Aristotle

    Threshold RPG - Where Role playing isn't a feature, it's a requirement!

    http://www.threshold-rpg.com

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