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    "Does this painting make me look ethnic?" (so what if it does, you racist 'ho).
    Ok, I just spat coffee everywhere when I read your aside
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    Originally posted by fluff
    Ok, I just spat coffee everywhere when I read your aside
    Hehehehehe. Good! Mission accomplished then!
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    quote:"Does this painting make me look ethnic?" (so what if it does, you racist 'ho).

    Originally posted by fluff
    Ok, I just spat coffee everywhere when I read your aside
    I think it made her look a little like Bugs Bunny (you know, the big front teeth). I'm sure rabbits everywhere must be deeply offended by her remarks!

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    i dont think she actually said some of those.. did you change them? HAHA i DO remember some of them.. but most.. not so much.

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    Yes, she actually DID say these quotes and more.

    I am hoping people will remember some other ones as well (or re-watch the show if they taped it) and share them.
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    I'm not going to lie to you, money does matter...

    " I'm not going to lie to you, money does matter.."
    (after saying to Evan that money really did not matter)

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    good one, fernie

    she's saying "I'll lie to Evan, just not you (viewing audience)"
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    Ok, any more juicy quotes from Episode 5? This is our last chance to add to the list of Melissa M's litany of spew:

    Please add quotes you remember and try to note which episode they are from.


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    Episode 2:


    "I can pretend to enjoy picking grapes."

    "I'm out of my element." (outdoors)

    "I'm the gossip queen"

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    Episode 3:


    "You look fabulous in that hat, Mojo".... [later] "She looked like crap!"

    "Oh.... this painting is so wonderful Evan.... oh my god, thank you." [later] "This painting is crap. What a stupid gift." (paraphrase)

    "Does this painting make me look ethnic?" (so what if it does, you racist 'ho).


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    Episode 4:


    "I'm out of my element." (indoors, kitchen)

    "I don't even know what garlic looks like..."

    "I keep wondering when they are going to bring the real food in."

    (laughs and makes fun of the meal Evan has cooked for them, without eating any)

    "If I had a lot of money I'd fly to a third world country and bathe their babies and give shots. But that's just because I am mercenary type of person." (yes, she confessed via a fruedian slip... she's mercenary)

    "Whatever, Prince Evan!"

    Melissa M on MoJo: "She is such a slut"

    Melissa M on MoJo: "She is on a different element than me. We are in two different elements. If he is in her element, then he is not in mine."

    "I've never cooked for a boyfriend. Men cook for me."

    Melissa to Sarah: "Maybe I should move to Los Angeles and get some chump to pay for me!"

    "So he drinks beer and goes to Hooters. I can change that."

    "I got a ruby!"

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    Episode 5:



    "I'm not going to lie to you, money does matter.." (after saying to Evan that money really did not matter)
    -Aristotle

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