Hey Melissa M!
You are a phony little (not really little) brat that really annoys me!
If Evan picks you, then he will get what he deserves.
Large breasts aren't always a virtue - especially when you package them with that 40 inch waist. How are you going to look after going out to eat all of the time with you new "money"?
Oh crap! Just got the mental picture . . . Give me a moment . . .
Someone needs to hammer those rabbit teeth back into your head. The picture was more accurate than you are willing to admit.
At first, you seemed nice, with a big smile and HUGE hair, but lately you are showing your "skankness" -
"Let me make it easy for you"
What you really meant was, "Let me move my cottage cheese thighs for you, that way I can give any remaining dignity".
Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
Oh, and if you have any sense, DON'T WEAR A 2 PIECE ANYTHING, AND ONLY GET NAKED WITH THE LIGHTS OUT!!!
You obviously are a snot, and you were nice to the guy's face, but scorned him to your adversaries when he commissioned a likeness of you. I bet that one of the girls uses that against you later
If I had to choose between you and Mother Teresa, I'd choose the latter - at least I'd know her intentions . .
Where's my good old Survivor? Maybe DR. Phil comes on in this time slot . . .
Just my .02