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    Can we get back on topic here?

    I really need to understand how I can get my status changed to golddigger!
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    depending upon your current salary, Bill, the answer could be to marry me.



    Damn, I keep forgetting that I'm already married. ANother golddigger beat you to it.
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    Originally posted by lurkinggirl
    depending upon your current salary, Bill, the answer could be to marry me.
    Well I am sure he is a fine man and all, but dump him and go with me! A woman married to me is in for no shortage of cheesy jokes and free golf balls... what more do you need?

    Is there some sort of application and credit check involved?
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    Originally posted by sunsiray
    The showgirl gig was not my idea. My best friend wanted to audition and didn't want to do it alone. She talked me into audtioning with her. The rub? I was selected and she wasn't. (*ouch*...just remembering the scene after the announcements is painful today....fortunately she knew that *she* had dragged me to that audition, otherwise I'd never have done it).
    Sunsiray, I want to make sure that you understand that this post is meant all in good fun.

    I can't help it folks. The first thing that came into my mind when I
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    Wayner!
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    OMG, Wayner!

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    Bill, excess balls! Your not seriously thinking of cheating on me now are you?

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    Okay, I got in enough trouble yesterday with Beaver Lake. I'm not touchin' the excess balls comment. :nono

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    i don't know about anyone else, but some of the stories on this thread are getting pretty "OUT there"... i'm not sure what or who to believe. but, imo, someone is more than a little proud to be treated like a "high class escort". not something i would brag about... makes one wonder...
    "I'm selfish, impatient, and a little insecure. I make mistakes. I am out of control, and at times hard to handle, but if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best .. "

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