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    Joe Millionaire Limericks

    Limerick: a refrain containing a nonsense poem of five anapestic lines, now often bawdy, usually with a rhyme scheme aabba, the first , second, and fifth lines having three stresses, the third and fourth having two.

    For some reason, they are often centered around a man in Nantucket.

    MOJO is from Indiana
    She's probably quick to Wam Bamma
    She worked out a plan
    To get the rich man
    By taking care of his Banana
    There are 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who understand binary, and those who don't.

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    My name is Joe Millionaire
    I'm doing this show on a dare
    I told them I'm rich
    But it's a quick bait and switch
    Hope she doesn't rip out all my hair!

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    There was a girl named Heidi Ho
    The others said "That Bitch Must Go"
    Paul searched for her bag
    Cause she was a nag
    She sat there and cried on the flo
    There are 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who understand binary, and those who don't.

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    Thought I'd try my hand at a limerick...

    There once was a plain guy named Joe
    Who went on his own TV show
    Says he's rich, but he's broke
    The whole show is a joke
    And the girls are the last ones to know!

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    Glenn - you are a master
    There are 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who understand binary, and those who don't.

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