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    Joe Millionaire Haiku's

    I'm a real princess
    Here to meet my prince charming
    Where are my panties?
    There are 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who understand binary, and those who don't.

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    Heidi is the best
    See through skirt and persona
    Boy is this chick fooled
    There are 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who understand binary, and those who don't.

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    MOJO is my fave
    Use your charms to get your prince
    Ha! The jokes on you
    There are 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who understand binary, and those who don't.

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    Cool, the resurrection of haiku's.
    Nice one Invisigoth

    Hey, I'm Mojo's mom
    Triple Major don't cha know
    What's a spokesmodel?
    "That's Numberwang!"

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    Mucking out the stalls
    Is sure to show true colors
    Of our gold diggers

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    (For those new to haikus, they are 3 lines, and the structure is 5/7/5 syllables)

    Fencing with ladies
    I'm such a klutz I cut her
    And did it once more

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    I'm Joe at the Ball
    Mojo asked my middle name
    Crap! I am SO dead

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    That's brilliant Wayner
    "That's Numberwang!"

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    They look at my hand
    I almost fall off a horse
    What a way to start

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