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    The race is back! John's Avatar
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    I shovelled out horse crap
    only to find you are broke?
    Maybe Paul has cash...

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    We are not worthy
    We muck the stables for him
    Then we are sent home

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    She looked like a million
    Uh, not that I've seen a million
    I suck at lying

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    I'm done with eating
    Where does the silverware go?
    Please help me now, Paul!


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    You guys are great!
    "Rice is great when you're hungry and want 2,000 of something' -- Mitch Hedberg

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    The horsepoop ones are killing me!

    BTW, how many sylables in "Million"? I think my old phonics course would claim two, but darned if it doesn't feel like one to me. If it's two, forgive my haiku-foe-paw (in Heidispeak)

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    I must shovel coal?
    What kind of date is this guy?
    I want my mommies!
    Last edited by lobeck; 01-14-2003 at 04:49 PM.

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    Originally posted by lobeck
    I want my mommies!

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    I am twenty five
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    Paris for FOUR days?
    Whatever! Where are my bags?
    It was editing!

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