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    They say there's some lies
    We know that there's at least one
    "Alex McLeod, host"

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    I have foot fungus
    But I look good in huge hats
    How 'bout a pendant?
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    19,000 dollars a year will buy a lot of Champagne....for the right woman

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    old maid and porn star?
    variety is the spice......
    beer goggles are great
    19,000 dollars a year will buy a lot of Champagne....for the right woman

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    slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp
    slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp
    Sara has talent
    19,000 dollars a year will buy a lot of Champagne....for the right woman

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    can I cook?, no way
    pick grapes? are you kidding me
    Evan, got a cig?
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    my thighs are too fat
    a sober man runs from them
    Have more wine, Evan
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    Grass stains on my back
    Not bad for a second date
    Wine tasting is fun
    19,000 dollars a year will buy a lot of Champagne....for the right woman

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    Hey poparazzi!
    Check out this enormous hat
    I'll cash that check soon!
    19,000 dollars a year will buy a lot of Champagne....for the right woman

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    fromage on her butt
    zora has a secret plan
    make evan like cheese
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    I'm not dumb, just poor
    or is it not poor just dumb?
    oh wait, I know.......BOTH !!
    19,000 dollars a year will buy a lot of Champagne....for the right woman

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