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    I survived that shot in the woods, and I have the scar to prove it.

    You donít know anything about the Enchanted Woods. Enchanted my hind quarter. That place is downright scary. What with MAN coming into the woods all the time and fires left and right. Itís a darn wonder any of us made it out alive.

    We had Flower de-scented years ago, and he never was the same after that. We donít talk about what happened to Thumper, but letís just say we were might hungry that winter and he made a wonderful stew. We told Bambi it was chicken Ė so letís keep that just between us. The Opposomís became the trash of the neighborhood and their 107 children drove most of across the meadow. Mrs Quail, well she had one of those cheap watches that needed winding, it went dead, she was unaware that quail season started Ė well you understand the rest. We miss Mrs. Quail.

    You imposter Ė you are the worst kind of forest trash. I doubt you could even forage for food properly. Go back to the forest reserve you came from and stay out of my bambis life.

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    I'm taking bets on whose really Bambi's mom! Who wants in?

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    Originally posted by Wolf
    I'm taking bets on whose really Bambi's mom! Who wants in?
    I would, but I'm too busy LAUGHING MY A$$ OFF, ha ha ha.

    You guys are too funny.
    Help fight cystic fibrosis or just learn more about it at the cystic fibrosis foundation website, www.cff.org and help give my little guy a better future.

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    It's just agony for me living with a heart full of hate and anger day after day after day after day, but I am compelled to question the truth of these so-called "Bambi's Mom" postings. They clearly portray Bambi as a cute little doe, when we all know that she's just a female dog! Now let me go back to my useless hate-and-anger-filled existence and take my Prozac!

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    Y'all have no idea how much I needed this. Thanks FORT friends!!!!!
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    OMG guys.

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    hysterical! gotta LOVE the fort!

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    Oh my...it's way to early for this, I don't have enough caffine in my system.
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    LMAO. Ah, just the image of Flower being de-scented makes it all worthwhile.

    What a strange and hilarious thread. And that avatar, BRM, is making it even better!

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