I survived that shot in the woods, and I have the scar to prove it.
You donít know anything about the Enchanted Woods. Enchanted my hind quarter. That place is downright scary. What with MAN coming into the woods all the time and fires left and right. Itís a darn wonder any of us made it out alive.
We had Flower de-scented years ago, and he never was the same after that. We donít talk about what happened to Thumper, but letís just say we were might hungry that winter and he made a wonderful stew. We told Bambi it was chicken Ė so letís keep that just between us. The Opposomís became the trash of the neighborhood and their 107 children drove most of across the meadow. Mrs Quail, well she had one of those cheap watches that needed winding, it went dead, she was unaware that quail season started Ė well you understand the rest. We miss Mrs. Quail.
You imposter Ė you are the worst kind of forest trash. I doubt you could even forage for food properly. Go back to the forest reserve you came from and stay out of my bambis life.