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    The Smoking Gun Strikes Again

    The Smoking Gun strikes again, digging up some hilarious model shots of Evan Marriott, aka Joe Millionaire:

    Before Fox Television turned him into "Joe Millionaire," the eligible bachelor supposedly worth $50 million, Evan Marriott earned spare change modeling skimpy briefs for a California firm specializing in revealing swimwear, thongs, and leatherette underwear. Marriott, whom Fox describes as a $19,000-a-year construction worker, posed in November 2001 for California Muscle, a Los Angeles-based firm that sells its racy garments via a bi-annual catalog and web site. Marriott, as shown below, was snapped wearing a $26 Posing Suit. He can also be seen in a very snug $36 Arabian Boxer that leaves little to the imagination (the young and impressionable may want to avoid the photo on page two), and a $12.99 Gladiator Brief. According to Simon Nicholson, vice president of California Muscle, "Evan was short of cash and looking for work. He had a great face so we did a shoot with him." Nicholson said Marriott was paid about $1000 for the session, during which he was also photographed in a variety of bathing suits and underwear. Since 1987, the L.A. company has been selling "men's body and fantasy wear," including the Libido Boxer, Piston Thong, and Goliath String. Marriott was referred to California Muscle by Paula Crane, a photographer who specializes in portraits of male and female bodybuilders. Crane told TSG that she met Marriott two years ago at Gold's Gym in Venice, California, where she "shot some candids of him there. He has a great physique and he's a great looking guy...the girls were drooling all over him, the gay guys, too." (3 pages)
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    I think he has a nice face, don't go much on his hair though.
    I'm surprised he didn't make more of a success of his modelling career.
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    I can't believe those pictures. This is a "male stripper" catalog, really thinly disguised.

    http://www.californiamuscle.com/index.htm

    Click on "Swimwear", and he's the posing suit on the bottom row. The others are around on the site, but honestly it was hurting my eyes and I got sick of seeing hanging chads.

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    He's a hairy fella.

    I assume we'll only get links to the female scantily clad reality contestants in the future.
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    He's a hairy fella.
    It's too early to be wiping coffee off the screen, fluff! But I was thinking the same thing.

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    He's approaching fuzzy.
    "That's Numberwang!"

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    Those don't look real!!!! Those pics look doctored!!!

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    Um, yeah...That's just too much of Evan. But I do think they're amusing. Particularly after we got to see him bash his face into the sadle last night!

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    Gross.
    If you go through a lot of hammers each month, I don't think it necessarily means you're a hard worker.
    It may just mean that you have a lot to learn about proper hammer maintenance.


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    Does anyone other than body pro body builders wear that kind of thing?
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