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    The Ladies of Joe Millionaire

    Fox has released the identities of the 20 ladies vying for Joe Millionaire (aka Evan Marriott):

    Alison. Graphics Specialist. New York City, NY. Age 28
    [img]images/user/joe_m_alison.jpg[/img]

    Amanda. Flight Attendant. Venice Beach, CA. Age 28
    [img]images/user/joe_m_amanda.jpg[/img]

    Amy. Asst. Director of Administration. Dayton, FL. Age 27
    [img]images/user/joe_m_amy.jpg[/img]

    Andrea. Computer Specialist. Atlanta, GA. Age 24
    [img]images/user/joe_m_andrea.jpg[/img]

    Brandy. Flight Attendant. Santa Monica, CA. Age 27
    [img]images/user/joe_m_brandy.jpg[/img]

    Dana. Bus. Dev. Director. Los Angeles, CA. Age 26
    [img]images/user/joe_m_dana.jpg[/img]

    Dayana. Secretary. Hollywood, CA. Age 24
    [img]images/user/joe_m_dayana.jpg[/img]

    Erica. Physical Therapist. Los Angeles, CA. Age 32
    [img]images/user/joe_m_erica.jpg[/img]

    Gretchen. Sr. Acct. Manager. Santa Monica, CA. Age 29
    [img]images/user/joe_m_gretchen.jpg[/img]

    Heidi. Business Banker. Los Angeles, CA. Age 24
    [img]images/user/joe_m_heidi.jpg[/img]

    Jennifer. Corporate Office Coordinator. Macon, GA. Age 23
    [img]images/user/joe_m_jennifer.jpg[/img]

    Katie. Doctor Redondo Beach, CA. Age 30
    [img]images/user/joe_m_katie.jpg[/img]

    Katy. Personal Assistant. Los Angeles, CA. Age 24
    [img]images/user/joe_m_katy.jpg[/img]

    Mandy. Retail Marketing. Nashville, TN Age 26.
    [img]images/user/joe_m_mandy.jpg[/img]

    Mary. Advertising. North Caldwell, NJ. Age 25.
    [img]images/user/joe_m_mary.jpg[/img]

    Melissa. Customer Service Rep. Minneapolis, MN. Age 24.
    [img]images/user/joe_m_melissa.jpg[/img]

    Melissa Jo. Loan Officer / Spokes model. Indianapolis, IN. Age 25
    [img]images/user/joe_m_melissajo.jpg[/img]

    Melissa W. Internet Sales. Mount Vernon OH. Age 24
    [img]images/user/joe_m_melissaw.jpg[/img]

    Sarah. Sales and design. Los Angeles, CA. Age 29.
    [img]images/user/joe_m_sarah.jpg[/img]

    Zora. Promotional Rep. Lamberville, NJ. Age 29
    [img]images/user/joe_m_zora.jpg[/img]
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    Funny, most of them are big-boobed and bimbo-ish appearing.

    Personally, I'm pulling for Mary or KatY to win it, just because they look the best to me...

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    not a Bambi, Cookie or Kiki in the bunch!
    Oh well

    Of course, the trend for Reality TV contestants with familiar names continues... Zora just can't spell

    I have to leave for work soon, I am going to comment on as many as I can before I head out Mwuhahahahaha

    Allison, Amanda and Amy all look fine.

    Andrea... are boobs ever really that round? Seriously, I don't know.... very interesting look though

    Brandi (which is close to Bambi)... what's with the jacket and the bulges? I know, I know.... there are photo's of everyone that aren't flattering, but this is a promo pic.... some other top would have been nice.

    Dana... just when I've picked on Brandi for her choice of clothing, I get to you... where are you going? How many soap operas have you watched? Rich people don't really lounge around in prom dresses.... do they? Again, I don't really know.

    Dayana... My goodness, I'm no fashion horse, but I know bad when I see it. And I see, maybe breasts are really round sometimes
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    I think Sarah's on Hour 19 of her 18-hour bra.

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    Ok, there is no lawyer after all. wheww, I'm relieved. My profession takes enough hits without having "Girls Club" the reality show, ladies lawyers are all about the gold-digging.

    I see that Minneapolis is represented though, how thrilling. Melissa looks really young (at 24) and noticeably has a photo that is not a BOOB shot.
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    Must continue... I have a few more minutes

    Erica: Hmmm, maybe there is an art to modeling... she looks very uncomfortable.

    Gretchen... ditto... I bet she thought she looked cute in that out fit too. Oh well.

    Heidi, I realize I keep harping on the clothes (and at the same time am thankful you can't see what I'm wearing) But what is that shirt? Is it the shadows that make it look that bad? Is it really a cute top that is either on the wrong person or one of theose shirts that doesn't "photograph" well?

    Jennifer... looks OK

    Katie... looks good. I personally don't like those "pre-creased" looking jeans. I know they are very in right now, but I just don't dig 'em.

    Katy: Cute picture. Not flaunting, but a little mysterious looking. Cute smile.

    Mandy... ya know, I like the look on her. I don't think many people can pull off the suede sports coat look well.

    Mary. Hmmm, sew up that rip in your skirt honey. Another fashion "in" that I don't like... the REALLY wide belts that don't even do anything to hold up your pants/skirt

    Melissa... I don't think I'll like her. She looks like pouty little girl

    Melissa Jo... I would wager guys all over Indianapollis are lining up trying to get a "loan"

    Melissa W. Whew... if that snow white, never touched by the sun, no sun dammaged skin look is in with Joe, she'll go far.

    Sarah, well, she's wearing a bra, but maybe she needs a support bra.

    Zora... Like the name, and she looks OK.


    disclaimer Please know that I am fully aware of the fact that I am basing all of this on ONE photograph. It's all in fun. I have no idea who I will like or dislike by looking at the pictures and job descriptions
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    Originally posted by John
    I think Sarah's on Hour 19 of her 18-hour bra.
    ... for the record, I had not read this when I made my Sarah observation!
    "Rice is great when you're hungry and want 2,000 of something' -- Mitch Hedberg

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    Amanda looks just like Horney Heather from TB2. Noooooooooooooooooooooo!

    Katy's got a winning look ... a great personality seems to be shining through (unless she's really psycho like Christi was, in which case, she's faking a personality!).

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    Just by looks, I think that Andrea and Mary Jo would be throiwng a hissy-fit when they found out that Joe was Joe Poor. Of course, I could be wrong.

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    Okay, time to rant!

    Three Melissa's? Fine, one of them is a Melissa JO! Plus two Katie's, though one ofcourse is the obligatory Katy. This will be a recap nightmare!

    Mary... you are cute and all, but jeez, fix the skirt or close the legs, you are going after Joe... Millionaire(!) not a shot on the next cover of Penthouse.

    Sarah is clearly not enhanced, good for her, but I would be rethinking that whole picture.

    After viewing all of the photos, I have to wonder what is going on? Not one of them is really flattering at all.
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