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    Another, from the "Superstars of Ultimate Pro Wrestling", dated April 2001. Sorry about the fuzziness.

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    I don't know, there is just something about 90% of all male modeling pictures that make the guys look like a pansy to me.
    Will Kemp excluded of course
    "Rice is great when you're hungry and want 2,000 of something' -- Mitch Hedberg

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    In the first picture, he looks like Brian Austin-Greene from 90210, crossed with George Michael.

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    Originally posted by John
    In the first picture, he looks like Brian Austin-Greene from 90210, crossed with George Michael.
    ICE! ICE! BABY!

    Can you say Vanilla Ice?

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    Oh yeah, he's really got the Vanilla Ice thing goin' on. I can see it. LOL Feifer!

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    OMG Feif! That is too funny
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    Brian Austin-Green:


    George Michael:

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    Absolutely John! BAG's forehead and eyes and GM's hair. You nailed it.
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    OMG John, I guess I had forgotten what they looked like!


    Next on FOX: When Wuss's try to look tough
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    Male Models are not Manly, yuck. I was hoping for a real construction worker, not some pansy model. Now where are some of those axe weilding guys from Bachelorettes in Alaska?
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    Yeah, where is that manly poet from BIA?

    Joe Millionaire does look exactly like BAG to me, good catch John.

    It would probably have been an even funnier show if they had chosen someone less attractive to play "Joe".
    "That's Numberwang!"

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    I know, not a pretty boy but a rugged guy who wasn't quite so cute so you knew they were really "in love" with him for his cash because they sure didn't fall in love with that face.

    I was actually thinking of champion axe slinger Troy from BIA, but then I remembered that he'd actually done some catalogue modeling for Carharts or something like that, so I guess he wasn't too flannel and manly to be a male model after all.
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    Yes Troy did do some modelling, he managed to look reasonably rugged while he was doing it though
    This guy looks to be the epitome of the "pretty boy".

    I guess we don't know how long he's been a construction guy so he could have beefed up and become more rugged since the above photo where he does look to be rather feeble.
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    what's with the flower in the lapel?
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    debonaire, or just a sissy boy -- you decide
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    I'm going with the latter!



    Poor guy. I'm just sitting here laughing my butt off!
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    the name "Evan Marriott" does not help stem the laughing, though Cali. Maybe we need to give him a more macho name, like maybe um, Joe?
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    Yes LG, Joe is definitely more macho

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    Good call, JR, I forgot you were a Joe. Too bad you were too rich and too busy to star in this show when Fox called.
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    Is that broccoli growing out of his head???

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