There Once Was A Girl Named Olinda ...

[Bumpkin]

We've had a lot of fun with Olinda limericks this week. We thought our readers would like to try their hand at creating some of their own.

Put 'em here folks, but remember to keep it as PG-13 as possible.

[Amanda]

Wooo! I'm going first!

There was a girl on a reality show
Olinda, the Swedish ho
Today a clay phallus
Tomorrow she'll do Dallas
Then drown in a vat of bordeaux

[Amanda]

Okay, round two:

There once was a drunken Swede
Who really loved her mead
With hair dry like hay
Forty if she's a day
She thought she was cute; Dave disagreed.

[oddballgeek]

there once was a haggard blonde witch
who took time to make her great pitch
'the bad one is cat,
i'm where it's at.
and really i'm not such a ..... bad person.'

[Bumpkin]

oddball. That's great. Tho it took just a second to sink in.

Amanda has me crying from laughing so hard.

Okay, who's next??

[AJane]

OMG Amanda those are hilarious. How's anyone supposed to follow that?
Here's my lame offering:

There once was a fashion designer
Who thought her bony rack quite finer
Than a buxom Italian babe
And a German beauty who wins raves
But alas, our cowboy had no diamonds to give her.

[oddballgeek]

"I'm not here digging for gold,"
claimed the swede with opinions bold
"I would be his mate,
His money I'd take,
If Cat would just die like she's told."

[Daddio]

I'll give it a go;

There once was a geriatric Swede
Who thought that bony, saggy cleavage was all she’d need
To woo a hillbilly from Tex
With the promise of drunken nicotine soaked sex
Until her walking papers proved that the hick was no hayseed

[oddballgeek]

david the studly young buck
decided to try out his luck
while lying to girls
and giving them pearls
i wonder why we give a hoot



he's dumb as a rock, don't you know
thru his head the wind seems to blow
however, he's handy
at being eye candy
it's too bad he don't have the dough.

[John]

You guys are hilarious. I wish I was that talented.