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    There Once Was A Girl Named Olinda ...

    We've had a lot of fun with Olinda limericks this week. We thought our readers would like to try their hand at creating some of their own.

    Put 'em here folks, but remember to keep it as PG-13 as possible.

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    Hypermediocrity Amanda's Avatar
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    Wooo! I'm going first!

    There was a girl on a reality show
    Olinda, the Swedish ho
    Today a clay phallus
    Tomorrow she'll do Dallas
    Then drown in a vat of bordeaux

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    Hypermediocrity Amanda's Avatar
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    Okay, round two:

    There once was a drunken Swede
    Who really loved her mead
    With hair dry like hay
    Forty if she's a day
    She thought she was cute; Dave disagreed.

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    there once was a haggard blonde witch
    who took time to make her great pitch
    'the bad one is cat,
    i'm where it's at.
    and really i'm not such a ..... bad person.'

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    oddball. That's great. Tho it took just a second to sink in.

    Amanda has me crying from laughing so hard.

    Okay, who's next??

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    OMG Amanda those are hilarious. How's anyone supposed to follow that?
    Here's my lame offering:

    There once was a fashion designer
    Who thought her bony rack quite finer
    Than a buxom Italian babe
    And a German beauty who wins raves
    But alas, our cowboy had no diamonds to give her.
    All my life, I have felt destiny tugging at my sleeve.~ Thursday Next
    I don't want to "go with the flow". The flow just washes you down the drain. I want to fight the flow.- Henry Rollins
    All this spiritual talk is great and everything...but at the end of the day, there's nothing like a pair of skinny jeans. - Jillian Michaels

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    "I'm not here digging for gold,"
    claimed the swede with opinions bold
    "I would be his mate,
    His money I'd take,
    If Cat would just die like she's told."

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    I'll give it a go;

    There once was a geriatric Swede
    Who thought that bony, saggy cleavage was all she’d need
    To woo a hillbilly from Tex
    With the promise of drunken nicotine soaked sex
    Until her walking papers proved that the hick was no hayseed

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    david the studly young buck
    decided to try out his luck
    while lying to girls
    and giving them pearls
    i wonder why we give a hoot



    he's dumb as a rock, don't you know
    thru his head the wind seems to blow
    however, he's handy
    at being eye candy
    it's too bad he don't have the dough.

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    You guys are hilarious. I wish I was that talented.

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