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    Allez les Bleus! Zaius's Avatar
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    Yeah I must congratulate MTI422 myself for finding something that rhymed with "Olinda"!

    That's some piece of work!
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    There once was a girl named Olinda
    Who David stamped 'return to senda'
    She dressed like a ho
    We will see her no mo'
    She was wrong to think Dave a big spenda'.

    (okay, sounds better out loud. )
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    Olinda the slut
    might as well live in a hut
    tried to whoo a cowboy named Joe
    yet he despied hos
    and this is where the sad tail ends...

    I suck. Don't hate me!

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    There once was a girl named Olinda,
    Who thought that she was a contenda'.
    But in cowboy speak, I'm willing to bet,
    More than once rode hard, and put away wet!

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    Thanks Z & AJ

    Thanks Z and AJ for the compliments. I took it as a challenge and wasted a bit of time at work on it. I've enjoyed reading everyone's comments on the various shows in this forum and wanted to give a little something back.

    Regards from Texas!

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    Too bad she has the best English-IMO

    She is major Euro trash

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    That's what the FORT is all about - our collective Work Avoidance Center.

    And btw, MTI422, to the FORT!

    Quote Originally Posted by MTI422
    Thanks Z and AJ for the compliments. I took it as a challenge and wasted a bit of time at work on it. I've enjoyed reading everyone's comments on the various shows in this forum and wanted to give a little something back.

    Regards from Texas!

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    These have all cracked me up so I thought I'd try my hand at one for my first post here!

    Olinda whose face must have been cursed!
    Her attitude and looks were the worst!
    As she was offered a pearl necklace,
    With the look of a porn princess
    We all knew that it wasn't her first!

    Oh well, I won't win any awards.......but it was fun!!

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    lizajanes said:
    Olinda whose face must have been cursed!
    Her attitude and looks were the worst!
    As she was offered a pearl necklace,
    With the look of a porn princess
    We all knew that it wasn't her first!
    I think yours is my favorite! Very good!!!!

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