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    There was a handsome young cowboy named Dave
    Who while clean cut and well dressed often needed a shave
    With a girl name Cat, he became entranced
    Even though she was surgically enhanced
    All because his true love for Linda he simply could not save

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    David was a cowboy who always shot from the hip
    ‘til he was stalked by psycho with a giant hair lip
    After severing his thumb
    She chugged a bottle of rum
    While David asked Paul “Do they have orders of protection in Eur-rip”?!?

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    There was a young cowboy called Dave
    Whose job was to choose a European babe
    There were some nasty Swede blondes
    That didn't last long
    Now will Linda return to save Dave?
    All my life, I have felt destiny tugging at my sleeve.~ Thursday Next
    I don't want to "go with the flow". The flow just washes you down the drain. I want to fight the flow.- Henry Rollins
    All this spiritual talk is great and everything...but at the end of the day, there's nothing like a pair of skinny jeans. - Jillian Michaels

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    Ol' Dave has some richness to feign
    His horse came to Europe on a plane
    With a pottery date
    and catfights and hate
    Olinda thinks there's something to gain

    (okay, it sucks, like I said, I wish I was that talented)

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    There once was a golddigger from Sweden
    she acted like a complete heathen
    Between death threats to Cat,
    and wine by the vat,
    I've never seen someone act meaner.

    Okay, my rhyming is a stretch but that was just practice
    "Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter."- Yoda

    "I'll just see where Providence takes me and try to look like I got there confidently." - Craig Ferguson

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    There once was a nasty blonde Swede
    Who was almost too disgusting to believe
    Dave thought her fun
    But she'd only begun
    To show what a psycho she could be.

    OK, mine are getting progressively worse...no more, I promise
    All my life, I have felt destiny tugging at my sleeve.~ Thursday Next
    I don't want to "go with the flow". The flow just washes you down the drain. I want to fight the flow.- Henry Rollins
    All this spiritual talk is great and everything...but at the end of the day, there's nothing like a pair of skinny jeans. - Jillian Michaels

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    Astride a steed did arrive a young Yank
    Possessing ripped abs but no cash in the bank
    For a Czech named Linda he did fall
    While a silicone breasted Cat purred in the hall
    And a booze maker’s son was put through college by Olinda the skank
    Last edited by Daddio; 11-13-2003 at 01:37 PM.

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    Hilarious!! Thanks for the laughs.

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    There is an Aussie Butler name Paul - no not "Jeeves"
    After last season the world was his oyster or so he believes
    Yet this season most of his lines have been cut
    His bank account dwindles while the only thing that grows is his gut
    And worst of all they made him wear a toga and fig leaves
    Last edited by Daddio; 11-13-2003 at 01:58 PM.

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    You all are doing great! I'm having a lot of fun checking this thread for new limericks!

    And John, I'm impressed!

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