Where's our Episode 3 Recap?
Ok, I finally had to quit lurking and register just so I can ask: Where's the Episode 3 recap? C'mon, Bumpkin! You've got me laughing so hard tears are running down my cheeks.
I know the ratings have been nothing short of dismal, but I'm hooked. Somewhat dense but very likeable American cowboy, hot Euro babes, a beautiful Tuscany villa. This is great stuff.
I'm going to go out on a limb here and predict that whoever impresses David the most with her horse riding and stable shoveling skills next week will be the ultimate winner, if "winner" is the right word.
Or maybe it will just be whoever looks best in blue jeans, cowboy hat and boots.
Earth to David: dump "Praise the Lord" Olinda already, puhleaze. She should have been shown the door before the first dance. And the Italian gal (?), "Hallooo my future husband!" Yikes! She's scary in a wears-her-emotions-on-her-sleeve kind of way. Paul may want to bring in some extra security when she gets cut, er roped, 'coz she ain't gonna go quietly into the night.
My favorites: Linda, Cat and Lina. In that order. These three women are all gorgeous and reasonably well behaved--so far, anyway.
BTW, it's "What A Burger" or maybe "Whattaburger," not "Waterburger." David probably says "pillar" for "pillow," too. It's a southern thing, ya'll.