1/27 Jersey Shore Show Discussion *SPOILERS*

[Missyboxers]

Please keep all show discussion in this thread until 2 am EST.

Ryder shows up before Snooki and JWoww get back and it's awkward....

Deena is trying to be a substitute-Snooki but IMO Ryder looks kind of bored.

[Missyboxers]

I hope everyone else got the Snooki pistachio commercial... I am amused.

Sam says she's leaving and goes to get pizza... and in a fit of roid rage, Ronnie tears apart her closet as the Situation changes and tries to laugh.

And now Ronnie is crying on the couch to JWoww, literally crying. And JWoww says she wants him to be himself, because he's a "great guy and he doesn't deserve her crap anymore." I'm not entirely sure I agree, but there you have it.

As the Situation asks Sammi for a condom, he mentions that Ronnie is talking to JWoww. And cue Sammi screaming from the balconies.

If I'm properly following the sequence of events, after showing his guest the smush room and trying to "borrow" a condom from Sammi, the Situation follows his nose to the Sammi-Ronnie fight and is now standing outside man-comforting Ronnie and calling a family meeting.

"God isn't your ego." -Vinny to Sammi, truer words were never spoken.

[canadian_angel]

I do not agree with what JWoww said, but I do believe she believes it. I think she really wanted to see Sammi leave. But I have to say that holy crow Sammi has completely lost it. Is it all her fault? No, but mostly.

[canadian_angel]

Deena is trying to be a substitute-Snooki but IMO Ryder looks kind of bored.

Totally bored and/or disinterested.

For some reason though, it amused me that they didn't know each other. For two people who are so close to Snooki you'd think they'd have met before?!

[canadian_angel]

Obviously I'm not surprised that Sammi's leaving, but I am surprised that everyone (sans JWoww and Deana) was trying to convince her to stay.

[Missyboxers]

Deena: "Wait, you're trying to do sex?? Can I have the dog in my bed?"

[Missyboxers]

Obviously I'm not surprised that Sammi's leaving, but I am surprised that everyone (sans JWoww and Deana) was trying to convince her to stay.

I am, too, but I had to hand it to Vinny in that sequence. He had a couple great lines.

Ok, so she's going, she's had her "final goodbye" to which Ronnie said nothing, and she keeps going back. She is doing Women of the Western World proud right now.

[canadian_angel]

I am, too, but I had to hand it to Vinny in that sequence. He had a couple great lines.

He and Pauly D are usually good for those and interestingly they both seem to have really good perception/insight on everything that goes on.




... and of course Sammi and Ronnie end that whole debaucle in bed together.

[Missyboxers]

How far after this do you think those confessionals were taped? Has to have been a few days, right?

Points for Sammi's mom: "You have to start doing fun things and being happy!"

Wow, we saw next to none of Ryder's visit. And we're at Sunday family dinner.

JWoww and Roger and Deena and Dean are on a double date, ha!

[canadian_angel]

I would imagine it may be even shorter than that? I don't know though.

Wow. Some real insight on Sammi's part! Is that the same girl? Not surprised she was going to leave but equally as unsurprised that she's staqying.