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    Jabe



    From the official site:
    26, Joshua, TX
    Ranch Hand

    I know about New York is that there's a lot of money and women…the good stuff."

    A charming construction worker who installs septic tanks, Jabe, 26, has an assortment of pets including goats, turtles and a donkey named Hank. A true southern gentleman, this hunky bachelor is quite the ladies man. As the owner of a construction company he rarely gets a moment to himself, yet he finds the time to call his mother every morning before his day begins. He also enjoys fishing and hunting.

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    Which is it, ranch hand or construction (Septic) company owner? Choose one, Jabe.

    I don't know about hunky, but he does have nice eyes. I'll be pulling for him initially (at least till he opens his mouth); anyone with an assortment of pets including goats, turtles and a donkey named Hank can't be all bad.

    If this 'hunky' hick boy is anything like me, he'll have is pockets picked clean in about 5 minutes while fixatedly mezmerized looking up at the skyscrapers.

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    I guess if you have a pet donkey Hank is as good as any name.
    "George Oscar Bluth II, aka GOB, featured magician in the best selling videotape, "Girls With Low Self Esteem" invites you to enter his world.
    -- Arrested Development, Season III

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    I think he's gorgeous!!! And, like my boyfriend, he loves animals. And I vividly remember my boyfriend being called upon to help out with a septic tank at his work. Chilling!

    What kind of name is Jabe, though. Is that like Jake and Abe mixed up together?

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    I thought he looked really good once he shaved his facial hair and head.
    Very smart.
    The chocolates weren't the greatest present ever, particularly buying so many, but he did reasonably well at the dinner considering how his team was all talking and hollerin' at once into his ear.
    The "say thank you" comment was classic

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    I was glad he got to stay.
    Since he was in the hot seat.
    I really wish Yvette had been sent home.
    I don't care for her or her attitude.
    jmo

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    "say thank you" was hilarious!

    He was really really gorgeous when he shaved his face and head. Wow.

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    A couple of pounds of chocolates wrapped in flowery paper with a black marker inscription on the package... and it was a sincere effort. He probably walked in to the store and asked for $100 worth of chocolates. This guy is hilarious

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    I love Jabe he is hilarious! LOL! I loved when he was like,"We have snails in Texas,we just don't eat them."...LMAO! I was dying!

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    Yeah, that's how I like 'em, baby! Good-lookin' and not too bright!!!

    (Just kidding) (But they have their uses)

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