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    I told myself I wasn't going to watch this show...and I'm hooked.

    I agree, they are both 'way over acting'. It's very painful at times.

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    Those girls can really put on a show and I am loving every minute of it.

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    Sister's a weird name.

    Other than that, I agree that she's so entertaining. It's fun to watch her judge the guys and practically say something bad about every one of them.

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    SISTER Patterson? Dont they call nuns sister? she sure aint no nun
    BLaNKo112 FoR LyFe!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BLaNKoBoRiQuA;2219380;
    SISTER Patterson? Dont they call nuns sister? she sure aint no nun
    In the southern televangelist-type hype-em-up-with-a-sermon-that-leads-to-a-big-offering churches (among others), they call all adults either "Brother" or "Sister" as a title with their last name -- though it's usually pronounced "bruthah" or "sistah." The way someone explained it to me is that it shows how everyone is "brothahs an' sistahs in da Lawd." (However, after awhile, I found it to be all show -- biggest concentration of hypocrites in my life. Kinda like Sistah Patterson!)
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    i love this woman! i wish she was my mother!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jorgefilm;2219802;
    i love this woman! i wish she was my mother!
    SERIOUSLY?? :nono

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    I was hoping that she would break the stainedglass windows with her yodeling and church would let out early.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KatietheLAlady;2220346;
    I was hoping that she would break the stainedglass windows with her yodeling and church would let out early.
    Hah! Like that kind of church would ever let out early! They'd declare the shattering of the glass either a sign from god or an attack of the devil, then extend the service by a minimum of two hours to either (depending on the perceived cause of the aforementioned glass shattering) "pah-raise-uh Him-uh" (can't leave out the pentecostal schwa!) or summon the prayer warriors to "do battle-uh in the heavenlies-uh." Oh, and of course somewhere in the middle of the praisin' and/or doin' battle, the minister would declare that he heard the audible voice of god instructing him to take a second offering.
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    that was fake ...people don't be in church yelling like that unless you got the holy ghost and she had a holy vh1 crew member tell her to act crazy

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