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    Albert



    ALBERT
    age: 21
    hometown: Birmingham, AL
    marital status: Living with girlfriend of five years
    children: None
    occupation: Driving Range Assistant
    height/weight: 5' 11" / 165 lbs.

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    Albert is smooth, sweet, loving, charming, sneaky and funny. Don't let the young age fool you. Albert is like an old soul in a young person's body. It's his Southern charm and quirky facial expressions that draw you in without you even knowing it and make you trust and like him.

    Albert has also been a loving boyfriend to Diana for 5 years. Albert says that he has found his match because Diana is him in a woman's form. How lucky is he?

    Albert will bring an amazing energy to the house as he will be everyone's friend in the beginning by fooling them with his nave charm and then BAM! They won't even see it coming.

    What will he do with the money?
    Albert and Diana would pay off Albert's mom's bills and take a long-needed vacation.

    Why will he do it?
    Don't let the young looks fool you--Albert is smart way beyond his years. He is a thinker and has a strategy to win. With his youthful attitude and carefree spirit, Albert is eager to win this title and will play hard to get it, no matter what it takes.

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    This guy has quite soft feautures by the look of it.
    I think he could make a fairly ok looking woman from the nck up at least.

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    he reminds me of David Cassidy

    I agree though, so far he'll make the prettiest woman*

    *only the third bio I've read
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    very pretty. I'm sure that mullett can be styled into a nice Farrah Fawcett or something like that.
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    I agree about the David Cassidy thing, cali.

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    He already looks like a woman to me!

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    Quote Originally Posted by fluff
    I agree about the David Cassidy thing, cali.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fanatic277
    He already looks like a woman to me!


    His hair reminds me of Florence Henderson.

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    As we suspected, he looked very convincing as a female.
    I didn't like the wig they put him in, but the guy is flat out pretty,

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    Albert DEFINATELY passes off as a woman....
    When I saw him all dressed up and pretty and all.....
    He looks soooooooo much like this actress.....



    For real..... I aint kidding!

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