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Thread: Hell’s Kitchen 7/24 Recap: Salmonella’s Gonna Getcha

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    Premium Member dagwood's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Critical View Post
    I stick another pin into my Sara Voodoo Doll®

    He calls him a liar while Keith apologizes, saying that he was torn. Garret tells us he hopes the plane crashes. Kumbayah.

    Sara shows her cleverness by rolling out a Darth Vadar impression and I stick in another pin.

    The only way this could be a good thing would be if Heather ”accidentally” impaled Sara on a meat thermometer.
    Ah, the visuals. Great job.
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    Gordon Ramsay needs you to do a running dialogue during the show, because you're his best asset! Excellent job as usual.
    Love The Bachelor? Catch the recap for this season's sacrificial lamb lucky guy here in Episode 1, Episode 2, Episode 3, Episode 4, Episode 5, Episode 6 and Episode 7.

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    Critical, your recaps are the only reason I watch the show. HIlarious.
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    I missed this weeks show. Great recap. Who needs to watch with people like you here on FORT!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Critical View Post
    Heather thinks the next challenge will not only be an individual one, but it will be special as well….and not “short bus special.”

    Under a cloth – which is never good, right? –

    Hell’s Kitchen may serve food with sweat in it, but there won’t be any bugs, no siree.

    He, wisely, opts out of the festivities. I’m sure he’d be in for a night of Virginia’s inept flirting and more of Keith’s mouth breathing.

    This only means one thing – it’s time for another disgruntled fame whore to have a run in with Ramsay at the pass. Aaaaand here she and her breasts come!

    Ramsay says that Sara is feisty (I agree with this if you substitute “bitch” for “feisty”),

    He tells us that he isn’t going to give up on his dream. Future diners be warned.
    Excellent recap, Critical

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    Hahaha, very witty! Great job
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    Magic Mayo
    Lately, I've looked forward to the recaps and posts more than the actual show. It's my need to protect my ear-drums, I think.

    Very funny recap!

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