I wish he'd do a limerick for everyone. Here are some he could use
There once was a stay at home dad
Whose cooking was just plain bad
He should get a new hobby,
he's much worse than Bobby.
Go home, and take care of your lad.
There once was a dumb useless bimbo
Who just stood there, with arms akimbo
Her team couldn't protect her,
that Hannibal Lecter
And now, her career is in limbo
There once was a brunette Sally Struther
She got grief for her weight, oh brother.
But maybe someday,
Her kid will look back and say
"She ain't heavy, she's my mother"