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    I wish he'd do a limerick for everyone. Here are some he could use

    There once was a stay at home dad
    Whose cooking was just plain bad
    He should get a new hobby,
    he's much worse than Bobby.
    Go home, and take care of your lad.

    There once was a dumb useless bimbo
    Who just stood there, with arms akimbo
    Her team couldn't protect her,
    that Hannibal Lecter
    And now, her career is in limbo

    There once was a brunette Sally Struther
    She got grief for her weight, oh brother.
    But maybe someday,
    Her kid will look back and say
    "She ain't heavy, she's my mother"
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    WoW-- Ive never hated anyone as much as Matt either.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Badseed;3037267;
    I wish he'd do a limerick for everyone. Here are some he could use

    There once was a stay at home dad
    Whose cooking was just plain bad
    He should get a new hobby,
    he's much worse than Bobby.
    Go home, and take care of your lad.

    There once was a dumb useless bimbo
    Who just stood there, with arms akimbo
    Her team couldn't protect her,
    that Hannibal Lecter
    And now, her career is in limbo

    There once was a brunette Sally Struther
    She got grief for her weight, oh brother.
    But maybe someday,
    Her kid will look back and say
    "She ain't heavy, she's my mother"
    This is the funniest thing I have read in ages, I am killing myself laughing over these

    I know the first limerick is about Dominic, but I forget the names of the 2 loser ladies who went home shortly after him. Was Sharon the Hannibal Lecter one?

    Those are so great, you should do one for each chef booted from Hells' Kitchen. The one for Jason will probably be award worthy .

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    Actually, I'm having a lot of trouble doing one that sums up Jason in 5 lines, he's just so... so...
    see what I mean, I don't even have a word for him!

    Which is why I did Sharon in the second, and skipped straight to Shayna for that last one in my last post. Anyways, here's some more:

    There once was a guy who was small
    He wore a hat that was 50 feet tall.
    He had his head in the clouds
    He yelled really loud
    And couldn't tell a clam from a ball

    I've decided to skip over Vanessa, because she wasn't hopeless, so I don't know exactly what to say

    There once was an electrical repairman
    Who thought he was fit to be chairman
    That's quite a delusion.
    I've reached the conclusion
    That blue is in need of a spare man

    There once was a girl named Rosann
    Of her cooking, I wasn't a fan
    At first, she was fine,
    but she began to decline
    And that's why I gave her the can

    There once was a boy from the ghetto
    Who thought he could play Gepetto
    His team fell apart,
    he doesn't have heart
    And he should invest in stilettos

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    Those are good, Badseed!

    I am so glad Matt and his eyebrows are gone. What a freak. What was with all the nasty comments about Christina? Cellulite on her ass - huh?!

    Now if Jen would go, I'd be happy. Her attitude makes me ill.
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    Thank you for the play by play MF! Stupid tornado stuff. Every freakin' channel for hours! Our weather people are so bored around here that they seem to live for tornado season and snow, and when it is here, will take any chance they get to get their faces on the screen. I think they would go balistic if we ever had snow and tornadoes at the same time.
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    Re: 6/3 Show Discussion **Spoilers**

    Quote Originally Posted by waywyrd;3037594;

    I am so glad Matt and his eyebrows are gone. What a freak. What was with all the nasty comments about Christina? Cellulite on her ass - huh?!
    He's one to talk.
    Matt was being so annoying in prep but Christina was also at fault, because she was baiting him. She should have just shut up as well.
    Matt was beyond delusional. He sucked at service, kept muttering about how he wanted to go home, and then he makes GR have a little conversation with him and goes off about how GR is a man who understands what a migraine is like etc. Glad he's gone.
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    At long last, the Jason limerick:

    There once was a guy named Jason
    A woman, he'd never be embracin'
    Things only got worse
    When it came to desserts
    So he's now on a permanent vacation

    And an alternate version for Matt

    There once was a boy name Matt,
    I called him Homer because he was fat,
    He had wild emotions
    and little devotion
    So I've finally told him to scat

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    Hmm I still waiting for someone to call "April Fools" and bring in the real contestants. This folks down to the last one seem to be from some home for complete and utter idiots.

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    I wonder when the producers will give Ramsey permission to cut that idiot Jen loose, I'm really getting more and more disappointed in this show. You can tell on Ramsey's face that he's not very happy at how he has to listen to the producers instead of making his own decisions for the show.
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