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    Caged Mah Jongg Solitaire Champion Maveno's Avatar
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    Ugh. This guy works my last nerve.

    The whole "I'm a New Jersey boy, I could have kicked his @ss", or "Merrill Lynch this, Merrill Lynch that..".. "whacked", "I'm OLD"...drives me insane!!

    Can't stand this guy. I'm SO happy that he was booted.

    Who cares that he WAS a stock broker?? Since when is early 40's an open door to constantly act, say and preach that you're OLD??? He's NOT on the Sapranos, so why talk as if you live the mobster life!??! Why does he act as if he's Evander Holyfield when he's, in fact, overweight, sweaty and couldn't punch through balsa wood on the side of a barn??

    Too bad the table talk with himself wasn't addressed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Maveno View Post
    Ugh. This guy works my last nerve.

    The whole "I'm a New Jersey boy, I could have kicked his @ss", or "Merrill Lynch this, Merrill Lynch that..".. "whacked", "I'm OLD"...drives me insane!!

    Can't stand this guy. I'm SO happy that he was booted.

    Who cares that he WAS a stock broker?? Since when is early 40's an open door to constantly act, say and preach that you're OLD??? He's NOT on the Sapranos, so why talk as if you live the mobster life!??! Why does he act as if he's Evander Holyfield when he's, in fact, overweight, sweaty and couldn't punch through balsa wood on the side of a barn??

    Too bad the table talk with himself wasn't addressed.
    My hubby's his age and looks a lot younger and fitter. He LOOKS old, perhaps, and acts like it. 43 is not old, is not the reason why he is sweating and can't climb into a dumpster.

    Glad he is gone now. So one of the reason's he is gone is that he does not have breasts? :nono

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    I guarantee you he has breasts! They're called man-boobs!
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    Quote Originally Posted by prhoshay View Post
    I guarantee you he has breasts! They're called man-boobs!


    Good point!

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    I.D. Please?

    When I was 43, I was still getting carded to buy alcohol!

    I may look young, but according to Tom, I'll always be a loser...on account of he has bigger boobies than I do!

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    It seems that every carreer choice Tom has made he was failure.
    I recall him saying,being a chef was a fourth time he switched
    his carreer...He acted like a tough guy,I bet Chef could beat him
    in a street fight...Look how much he whined when he got burned.
    Heather's burn was much more serious than his...He probrably
    left Merrill Lynch cause he got a paper cut ..............
    Anyway I'm so glad to see hes gone,.His sweating was
    disgusting..... so yipee he's gone!

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    Quote Originally Posted by prhoshay View Post
    I guarantee you he has breasts! They're called man-boobs!
    Or simply..."moobs".

    What's with the contestants that interviewer chooses for his site? Is a low score on the MMPI a prerequisite?

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    Gangsta 'Lil Raw Risotto

    Quote Originally Posted by Brandy View Post

    What's with the contestants that interviewer chooses for his site? Is a low score on the MMPI a prerequisite?

    Oh Jeez, I know! After reading both those interviews written by a guy named Colin Mahan, I felt like I was mistakenly wading thru a Soprano website. What with Italian Familied Giacomo saying he'd like to take a bat to Garrett's head; that fool Mahan calling the first lady ousted from HK "Paulie" instead of "Polly"; and this mind-searing quote from Tom: "Booted! It's like I tell these people, I said it's like getting wacked. I'm from North Jersey, it's like a Sopranos scene, I got offed. I'm in some dump truck heading toward a landfill in Pennsylvania right now."

    If it were in my power, I'd have all three of 'em
    whacked!
    Last edited by Magic Mayo; 07-02-2006 at 07:07 PM.

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    Oh Tom.

    I've only seen two episodes of Hell's Kitchen, and that was more than enough to inform me that you are in fact a compete disaster. How you made it that far is beyond me.

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    Watching Tom in the kitchen is like the scene in "Defend Your Life" in which Albert Brooks stumbles and fumbles in every conceivable way - even getting caught in a patio umbrella. If there had been a patio umbrella in the kitchen, Tom would've got tangled in that too.

    And speaking of patios - why did Tom keep talking to himself out there??

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