This was the best place recommended for this thread, so here we go!
Any reality show's quotes can fit in this thread.
Some that come to my mind right now
"Jase is about as erotic as a wet T-shirt contest in a nursing home." - Will in Big Brother 5
"It's a town of 400,000 people." "And they're all right here!" - Lake and Michelle in Amazing Race 9
"I can get loud too! What the ****?!" - Sandra in Survivor: Pearl Islands