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    Re: Best Reality Show Quotes

    From Survivor many seasons ago: "I never thought I could be cold and wet and in a bed with two strange men and be so comfortable."
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    Re: Best Reality Show Quotes

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    I've always been partial to "I'm not your bitch, Bitch!" from Top Chef.
    I liked that one, the official t-shirt of season one.
    I also liked the t-shirt for season four, "I've got a culinary boner"
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    One of the classic Bachelor lines of all time from Allie G during Travis Stork's season:

    ”The reason why I am here is definitely to find a husband. Hopefully, the bachelor will be that guy, because quite frankly, my eggs are rotting.”

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    You can't have a reality show quotes thread without mentioning Sue Hawk! "If I were ever to pass you along in life again and you were laying there, dying of thirst, I would not give you a drink of water. I would let the vultures take you and do whatever they want with ya. With no ill regrets. I plead to the jury tonight to think a little bit about the island that we have been on. This island is pretty much full of only two things: snakes and rats. And in the end of mother, we have Richard the snake, who knowingly went after prey, and Kelly who turned into the rat that ran around like the rats do on this island, trying to run from the snake. I feel we owe it to the islands (...) to let it be in the end the way mother nature intended it to be: for the snake to eat the rat."

    What about Alicia's finger wag? "I will always wave my finger in your face!"

    Janelle from Big Brother 6: "Bye bye bitches!"

    There's also Elyse's confessional from the first season of ANTM which I would quote like I did with Sue, but I'm too lazy to do that again.
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    Re: Best Reality Show Quotes

    The God Warrior, Marguerite Perrin from Wife Swap was off the hook.
    "Get the hell out of my house!! In Jesus' name I pray!"
    YouTube - Crazy American Christian Woman Goes into a Religious Rage aka "God Warrior"

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    Oh, the God Warrior is a good one! "SHE'S NOT A CHRISTIANNNNN!"
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    Re: Best Reality Show Quotes

    "If Dwight had $10,000 he would have gotten his nose fixed, I know that, because who wouldn't want to breathe"

    Nene from RHOA regarding Dwight's claim to have loaned her husband $10,000

    One of my all time favorite was from Project Runway-Daniel's V's MF Walkoff line

    Also when PW's Jay was on celebrity fit club describing his showdown with "The Latin Snake"-I found the entire bit hilarious.

    From the same CFC, when Sebastian Bach said Bobby Brown's pants looked like you could snort them. (They were hideous and you'd have to be high to wear them).
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    Re: Best Reality Show Quotes

    "My wife is an amazing lady. She can do anything she sets her mind to." - Dave, TAR1 (I just love them <3)

    And Kevin and Drew had so many.

    "You have to hit six numbers to get a live human being on the phone." "It's amazing that you even got up this morning and tied your shoes."

    Drew: "Zambia. That's where we are."
    Kevin: "That's Namibia. Jackass."

    Drew: "What's this elephant?"
    Kevin: "What elephant?"
    Drew: "This little statue here."
    Kevin: "It's probably just a little (something)."
    Drew: "Should we take it?"
    Kevin: "No! Come on!"

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    Jordan BB "There are no space cows."

    Thanks for the heads up.
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