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    Sexy evil genius Paulie's Avatar
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    That's his hair in case I didn't make that clear.
    Figured the other thing can't be too long, right? Or, wait, maybe it can. I've, uh, heard stories or something.
    When you're ten years old and a car drives by and splashes a puddle of water all over you, it's hard to decide if you should go to school like that or try to go home and change and probably be late. So while he was trying to decide, I drove by and splashed him again. - Jack Handey

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    Paulie!

    When I was in h.s. in sex ed, they gave us a "lesson" on diff size condoms. Smallest was a/b the size of a pencil. Biggest was a/b the size of a GARBAGE bag. So yeah, hehe I'm sure there's a too long somewhere.

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    Yeah, I keep a supply of latex garbage bags around myself. Or I used to, before I had my pro-SEE-jer.
    When you're ten years old and a car drives by and splashes a puddle of water all over you, it's hard to decide if you should go to school like that or try to go home and change and probably be late. So while he was trying to decide, I drove by and splashed him again. - Jack Handey

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    David Duchovny is also on my list of people I don't find attractive.
    "That's Numberwang!"

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    a PENCIL???????????

    edited to add: A GARBAGE CAN????????????
    "Rice is great when you're hungry and want 2,000 of something' -- Mitch Hedberg

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    I firmly believe they should make condoms, on average, smaller.

    Because you always have the guy that thinks he's a large or an extra large and it just won't fit.
    If you go through a lot of hammers each month, I don't think it necessarily means you're a hard worker.
    It may just mean that you have a lot to learn about proper hammer maintenance.


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    I agree with the whole Julia Roberts thing. She is completely unattractive and not that good of an actress.


    Now as for my attraction to Jack, it isn't that he is that good looking, I just think he could teach me some things (if you know what I mean)


    As for the hairy issue, I had never dated a hariy guy until I married my hubby.

    Boy was I surprised on my wedding night (LOL) Or that is at least what I am going to tell our kids
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    Tom Cruise & MICHAEL JACKSON!!!!(what is he all about huh?). did u see the way he was dangling his baby on a balcony in Germany?? it was on all the news channels

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    That was awful, what a moron.
    He didn't even have a good grip on the child.
    "That's Numberwang!"

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