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    M_shelll I can picture my cat actually thinking this stuff...how hilarious!!!!
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    Myrosiedog - yes that was a CAT scan.. HAHAHAHA - very good!
    And I am glad I had nothing in my mouth when I saw the picture of your two looking out the window. JUST TOO HILARIOUS!! Are you sure ROSIE isn't part cat liking the sun that much?

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    Saw this the other day - some may have seen it before! Enjoy!

    The Pet Rules
    THE PET RULES

    To be posted VERY LOW on the refrigerator door - nose height.

    Dear Dogs and Cats,


    The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food. The other
    dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, placing a paw print in
    the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming your
    food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest.

    The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack.
    Beating me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help
    because I fall faster than you can run.

    I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am very sorry about
    this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure your
    comfort. Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball when they sleep. It
    is not necessary
    to sleep perp endicular to each other stretched out to the
    fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out and
    having tongues hanging out the other end to maximize space is nothing but
    sarcasm.

    For the last time, there is not a secret exit from the bathroom. If by some
    miracle I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not
    necessary to claw, whine, meow, try to turn the knob or get your paw under
    the edge and try to pull the door open. I must exit through the same door I
    entered. Also, I have been using the bathroom for years --canine or feline
    attendance is not required.

    The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I
    cannot stress this enough!

    To pacify you, my dear pets, I have posted the following message on our
    front door:

    To All Non-Pet Owners Who Visit & Like to Complain About Our Pets:
    1. They live here. You don't.
    2. If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture.
    (That's why they call it "fur"niture.)
    3. I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.
    4. To you, it's an animal. To me, he/she is an adopted son/daughter who is
    short, hairy, walks on all fours and doesn't speak clearly.

    Remember: Dogs and cats are better than kids because they:
    1. Eat less
    2. Don't ask for money all the time
    3 Are easier to train
    4. Normally come when called
    5. Never ask to drive the car
    6. Don't hang out with drug-using friends
    7. Don't smoke or drink
    8. Don't have to buy the latest fashions
    9. Don't want to wear your clothes
    10. Don't need a gazillion dollars for college, and...
    11. If they get pregnant, you can sell their children.

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    Just wanted to pop in and remind everyone to make sure they enjoy their pets while they are with them. It was a year yesterday that I lost my beloved Sam and I miss him so much. I was strong yesterday, but lost it this morning. It does get easier, but not by much. Please just love and play with your pets everyday. They just love you so much
    I can only please one person a day, today is not your day and tomorrow doesn't look good either

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    Quote Originally Posted by combatcutie;2145474;
    Just wanted to pop in and remind everyone to make sure they enjoy their pets while they are with them. It was a year yesterday that I lost my beloved Sam and I miss him so much. I was strong yesterday, but lost it this morning. It does get easier, but not by much. Please just love and play with your pets everyday. They just love you so much

    That's why I cater to their every whim combatcutie....

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    Quote Originally Posted by gabriel;2145402;
    Myrosiedog - yes that was a CAT scan.. HAHAHAHA - very good!
    And I am glad I had nothing in my mouth when I saw the picture of your two looking out the window. JUST TOO HILARIOUS!! Are you sure ROSIE isn't part cat liking the sun that much?
    No, we are not sure she isn't part cat. She has so many feline qualities that we think she had to have been a cat in a previous life.

    She "purrs" when you pet her. It's a grunting like sound, but she definetly is "purring". And the way she has total disregard for anything we say. And just does as SHE pleases, when SHE feels like it. She has that good disdain look down too.
    She curls up to sleep in the most catlike places and does a cat like stretch upon finally arrising. We have joked for years, that she is a cat trapped in a dogs body.

    The two of them looking out the window? We have another window like that on the other side of the fireplace and they ran back and forth to those two windows whining and growling for about 15 min. We knew it was the cat out there and then I'd have one at one window and one at the other. I couldn't get a camara shot of that as the furniture was in the way.
    But they were mega mad at not being let out to chase that cat off our property. The audacity of it just sitting out there beyond their reach.

    They really like it that we chose a house with low windows. The front ones are like that too and we have a glass storm door as well, so if I leave the wooden door open or open the blinds over the living room windows, they then have the cat across the street to stare at.

    Having had dogs all my life, my experience with Jack Russels has been such a great one. They are just funny, funny dogs and have HUGE personalities in such tiny bodies.
    And Rosie will ALWAYS lie in the sun if there is a patch available. She does that in the yard as well and when you call her to come in, is when we get the cat like look: "Me? you want ME? to come inside? HA! Go amuse yourself, I have better things to do."
    Que me amat, amet et canem meum
    (Who loves me will love my dog also)

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    gabriel: Joey on the scanner

    myrosiedog: Rosie and Bogie looks like identical twins! How cute it that? I'll bet their wittle bittie white tails were wagging at 100mph!

    M_shelll: That was great! Thanks!

    PGM35: That is hilarious too! I have to copy that out.

    Combatcutie: . Some anniveraries are very very sad I hug kiss my kitts every single day, just in case.
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    Yesterday my Dad and I took four big garbage bags full of blankets and sheets to the SPCA. They were SO happy to receive them. Then I had to go and see each and every kitty in their cages, bless them to be adopted, and then do the same with the bunnies and the dogs and puppies. Hopefully, they were all adopted today (*crosses fingers and prays more*).

    My Dad made sure I had nothing soft and furry stuffing into my pockets before I left. I sure wanted to take some home with me.
    Live simply ~ Love generously~ Care deeply~ Speak kindly

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    Quote Originally Posted by misskitty;2146820[B
    myrosiedog:[/B] Rosie and Bogie looks like identical twins! How cute it that? I'll bet their wittle bittie white tails were wagging at 100mph!
    Not twins, Mother and Son. But they do have very similar markings except Bogie has a brown patch over one eye only and Rosies covers both eyes.
    But neither have markings on their bodies. Out of 6 in Rosies litter, Bogie and
    his sister "Osjha", who belongs to a dear friend, were the only puppies not to have any body markings.

    And yes those tails were going like crazy.

    My daughter says that Bogie is just a sad case as he's 49 years old, not married and still lives at home with his mother! !!!

    (he's 7, so in people years and yes I know that that 7 year rule isn't so true anymore, he would be 49)
    Que me amat, amet et canem meum
    (Who loves me will love my dog also)

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    Quote Originally Posted by myrosiedog;2146955;
    My daughter says that Bogie is just a sad case as he's 49 years old, not married and still lives at home with his mother! !!!
    Bogie may be gay! (not that there's anything wrong with that!) He's pretty dapper!

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    I'm short cooks at the restaurant so I got to spend the day on the grill line cooking all day today. The boys are loving me with all the smells I picked up. Bacon, sausage, hamburgers, liver, steaks, etc. I'm a walking smorgasboard.

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