I'm thinking about going to court and changing Dez's last name to "Pane". This chick dad's first and last name HAD to be Window Pane, because she seems to have this thing about believing that she is able to be seen through. She has a really bad habit of standing sideways in my line of vision between me and the television. She knows the command, "Lay down," but this is the exact time when she chooses to ignore it and just look at me or to the side. She gets plenty of attention; I guess this is just one more ploy. She's as smart as she WANTS to be WHEN she wants to be. I give her the evil eye/my Mona look, but she then gives me the "And....?" The only thing she does not do is throw up her paws in a challenging manner and "work" her neck.